This week, in honor of the cold movie month, we hit the slope with James Bond as we dust off the archives and talk For Your Eyes Only! Roger Moore beds a figure skater….classy!

How will For Your Eyes Only hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Matt, Daniel, Jon

This week on our Cold Movie Month, we climb K2, because it was the style at the time. We watched Vertical Limit! Remember when Chris O’Donnell opened blockbusters? Also, stupid movie, but makes you miss Bill Paxton.

How will Vertical Limit hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Nur and Matthew

This week we learn the importance of allowing writers to have alcohol. We watched The Shining, today the line would be “Jimmy Fallon!”

We are starting a month of cold movies.

How will The Shining hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Matthew and Nur

This week on Myopia Movies, we revisit the best version of Robin Hood since Erroll Flynn, you heard me Crowe, Costner, and Edgerton. Elwes, you’re cool. We watched Robin Hood (1973), the originination point for Gen X and Millenial furries. 

How will Robin Hood (1973) hold up?

Host: Nic (but much younger sounding). 

This week on Myopia Movies, we fall in love again…with Gaston. We watched Beauty and the Beast, a podcast old as time, set in Disney-cember, and wish that the beast turned back (I think this is what Shrek’s ending is about.)

How will Beauty and the Beast hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Candace, Keiko, Matthew, Alex.

The week in your Disney-cember stocking, we are visiting the movie that ushered in the Disney Renaissance. We watched The Little Mermaid (1989), where hosts don’t reprimand their panel. 

Does The Little Mermaid (1989) hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Keiko, Candace, Alex

This week on Myopia Movies we start our Disney-cember by watching what turned out to be a real argumentative movie. We watched The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe, I say you just cut Edmund loose. 

How will The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Candace, Nur, Keiko, Alex

This week on Myopia Movies, we end Keiko-vember and wish you a Happy Thanksgiving as we visit the MILF market…I mean Mommy Market….MOMMY MARKET….only if they call me daddy….We watched Trading Mom! Did you know that Sissy Spacek had this range? From Workaholic Mom to Circus Mom?

How will Trading Mom hold up?

Host: Keiko

Panel: Alex, Nic, Matt, Daniel

Directed by Tia Brelis

This week on Keiko-vember, we revisit made-for-TV Disney to watch a musical with a stacked cast! We watched Rodgers and Hammerstein’s Cinderella (1997), the recordholder for the bestselling video for a made-for-TV movie.

How will Rodgers and Hammerstein’s Cinderella (1997) hold up?

Host: Keiko

Panel: Nic, Matt, Alex

This week on Myopia Movies, we learn the value of a good sound system. We continue Keiko-vember by diving into the 90s fever dream that is Kazaam. You know, the movie you might’ve confused with Shazam starring Sinbad—if your childhood wasn’t this cool. Kazaam is Shaquille O’Neal’s genie extravaganza, blending hip-hop magic and nonsense. 

How will Kazaam hold up?

Host: Keiko

Panel: Nic, Matthew, Alex