This week on Myopia Movies, we learn the value of a good sound system. We continue Keiko-vember by diving into the 90s fever dream that is Kazaam. You know, the movie you might’ve confused with Shazam starring Sinbad—if your childhood wasn’t this cool. Kazaam is Shaquille O’Neal’s genie extravaganza, blending hip-hop magic and nonsense. 

How will Kazaam hold up?

Host: Keiko

Panel: Nic, Matthew, Alex

This week on Myopia Movies, we have a cameo appearance from the Pope! We watched Sister Act, the best musical numbers by a nun since Airplane! 

How will Sister Act hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Keiko, Nur, Alex

This week on Myopia Movies we retire horror month and retire the new creepy theme as we watch a busty woman and then her busty puppet try to seduce another puppet. This is what my life has become. We watched The Bride of Chucky, the only movie with the hard hitting real deal facts about what happens if you don’t do the dishes. 

How will The Bride of Chucky hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Keiko and Matthew 

Directed: Ronnie Yu

This week on Myopia Movies, we pay someone to polish our eyes. We watched Pitch Black, proving that with a few filters even YOU can make a movie! 

How will Pitch Black hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Keiko, Matthew, Nur

Directed by David Twohy

This week on Myopia Movies, the host is a big fat person. We watched Silence of the Lambs and we take a cooking lesson! This may be the most awarded film we have talked about in an episode as long as the movie!

How will Silence of the Lambs hold up? 

Host: Nic

Panel: Alex, Keiko, and Matthew

Director: Jonathan Demme

Starring: Jodie Foster, Anthony Hopkins, Scott Glenn, Ted Levine, Anthony Heald, Charles Napier, Roger Corman, Diane Baker,, Frankie Faison. 

This week on Myopia Movies, Eddie Murphy sucks. We watched Vampire in Brooklyn, a terrible portent of things to come…like the Klumps.

How will Vampire in Brooklyn hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Alex, Nur, Keiko, Matt

This week on Myopia Movies, we get confused at a werewolf movie! We watched Underworld, a movie I would have forgotten if I didn’t just listen to us talk about it! 

How will Underworld hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Keiko, Nur, and Matthew

Directed by Len Wiseman.

Starring: Kate Beckinsale, Scott Speedman, Michael Sheen, Shane Brolly

How will Hail, Caesar hold up during this Coen Month?

Host: Nic

Panel: Keiko, Matthew, Alex

Directed by Joel and Ethan Coen

This week on Myopia Movies, we watch a midwestern classic, dontcha know. We watched the Coen Brothers coldest movie, Fargo. We did it all for a little bit of money….

How will Fargo hold up?

Host: Nic 

Panel: Lauren and Daniel

Directed by Joel and Ethan Coen

In honor of its second week on the top of the charts, we are digging out of the vault the original episode on Beetlejuice from the mind of Tim Burton. I have not seen the new one as of writing this, but suffice to say, I am excited. Enjoy this cleaned up bonus episode!

How will Beetlejuice and this 10 year old episode hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Daniel, Jon, Emily Steve