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485: The Bride of Chucky
This week on Myopia Movies we retire horror month and retire the new creepy theme as we watch a busty woman and then her busty puppet try to seduce another puppet. This is what my life has become. We watched The Bride of Chucky, the only movie with the hard hitting real deal facts about what happens if you don’t do the dishes.
How will The Bride of Chucky hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Keiko and Matthew
Directed: Ronnie Yu
Starring: Jennifer Tilly, Brad Dourif, Katherine Heigl, Nick Stabile, Alexis Arquette, Gordon Michael Woolvett, John Ritter, Kathy Najimy… Read the rest
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484: Pitch Black
This week on Myopia Movies, we pay someone to polish our eyes. We watched Pitch Black, proving that with a few filters even YOU can make a movie!
How will Pitch Black hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Keiko, Matthew, Nur
Directed by David Twohy
Starring: Radha Mitchell, Cole Hauser, Vin Diesel, Keith David … Read the rest
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483: Silence of the Lambs
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482: Vampire in Brooklyn
This week on Myopia Movies, Eddie Murphy sucks. We watched Vampire in Brooklyn, a terrible portent of things to come…like the Klumps.
How will Vampire in Brooklyn hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Alex, Nur, Keiko, Matt
Directed by Wes Craven
Starring Eddie Murphy, Angela Bassett, Allen Payne, Kadeem Hardison, John Witherspoon… Read the rest -
481: Underworld
This week on Myopia Movies, we get confused at a werewolf movie! We watched Underworld, a movie I would have forgotten if I didn’t just listen to us talk about it!
How will Underworld hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Keiko, Nur, and Matthew
Directed by Len Wiseman.
Starring: Kate Beckinsale, Scott Speedman, Michael Sheen, Shane Brolly
Note: There are some audio issues here, sorry! … Read the rest
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480: Hail, Caesar
This week on Myopia Movies, we learn a thing or two about Communism. We watched Hail, Caesar, Channing Tatum’s musical extravaganza!
How will Hail, Caesar hold up during this Coen Month?
Host: Nic
Panel: Keiko, Matthew, Alex
Directed by Joel and Ethan Coen
Starring: Josh Brolin, George Clooney, Alden Ehrenreich, Ralph Fiennes, Scarlett Johansson, Tilda Swinton, Channing Tatum, Frances McDormand, Jonah Hill, Fisher Stevens, David Krumholtz… Read the rest
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479: Fargo
This week on Myopia Movies, we watch a midwestern classic, dontcha know. We watched the Coen Brothers coldest movie, Fargo. We did it all for a little bit of money….
How will Fargo hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Lauren and Daniel
Directed by Joel and Ethan Coen
Starring: William H. Macy, Frances McDormand, Steve Buscemi, , Peter Stormare, Harve Presnell, John Carroll Lynch… Read the rest
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13: Replay – Beetlejuice (1988)
In honor of its second week on the top of the charts, we are digging out of the vault the original episode on Beetlejuice from the mind of Tim Burton. I have not seen the new one as of writing this, but suffice to say, I am excited. Enjoy this cleaned up bonus episode!
How will Beetlejuice and this 10 year old episode hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Daniel, Jon, Emily Steve
Directed by Tim Burton
Starring: Alec Baldwin, Geena Davis, Michael Keaton, Catherine O’Hara, Jeffrey Jones, Winona Ryder, Glenn Shadix… Read the rest -
478: O Brother, Where Art Thou?
This week in Myopia Movies, we have a bit of a musical moment! We watched O Brother, Where Art Thou?, I too am a man of constant sorrow, with knees and a lower back of constant sorrow as well.
How does O Brother, Where Art Thou? hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Nur, Matthew, Keiko
Directed by Joel Coen and Ethan Coen
Starring: George Clooney, John Turturro, Tim Blake Nelson, John Goodman, Holly Hunter,
Chris Thomas King, Charles Durning, Michael Badalucco, Ed Gale, Frank Collison… Read the rest -
31: Replay – The Sandlot
In honor of the passing of the late and great James Earl Jones, I have dug out of the old archives the Sandlot and cleaned it up. As our own baseball season is winding down, nice to reminisce about the boys of summer and one of the greatest voices to grace the silver screen.
As an aside, my own voice on this track sounds unrecognizable, yeesh.
How will the Sandlot on this 10 year old episode hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Scott, Billy, Daniel
Directed by David Mickey Evans
Starring: Tom Guiry, Mike Vitar, Art LaFleur, Patrick Renna, Chauncey Leopardi, Marty York, Brandon Quintin Adams, Grant Gelt, Shane Obedzinski, Victor DiMattia, Denis, Karen Allen, and the late great James Earl Jones… Read the rest