Podcast

This week on Myopia Movies, we fall in love again…with Gaston. We watched Beauty and the Beast, a podcast old as time, set in Disney-cember, and wish that the beast turned back (I think this is what Shrek’s ending is about.)

How will Beauty and the Beast hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Candace, Keiko, Matthew, Alex.

The week in your Disney-cember stocking, we are visiting the movie that ushered in the Disney Renaissance. We watched The Little Mermaid (1989), where hosts don’t reprimand their panel. 

Does The Little Mermaid (1989) hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Keiko, Candace, Alex

This week on Myopia Movies we start our Disney-cember by watching what turned out to be a real argumentative movie. We watched The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe, I say you just cut Edmund loose. 

How will The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Candace, Nur, Keiko, Alex

This week on Myopia Movies, we end Keiko-vember and wish you a Happy Thanksgiving as we visit the MILF market…I mean Mommy Market….MOMMY MARKET….only if they call me daddy….We watched Trading Mom! Did you know that Sissy Spacek had this range? From Workaholic Mom to Circus Mom?

How will Trading Mom hold up?

Host: Keiko

Panel: Alex, Nic, Matt, Daniel

Directed by Tia Brelis

This week on Keiko-vember, we revisit made-for-TV Disney to watch a musical with a stacked cast! We watched Rodgers and Hammerstein’s Cinderella (1997), the recordholder for the bestselling video for a made-for-TV movie.

How will Rodgers and Hammerstein’s Cinderella (1997) hold up?

Host: Keiko

Panel: Nic, Matt, Alex

This week on Myopia Movies, we learn the value of a good sound system. We continue Keiko-vember by diving into the 90s fever dream that is Kazaam. You know, the movie you might’ve confused with Shazam starring Sinbad—if your childhood wasn’t this cool. Kazaam is Shaquille O’Neal’s genie extravaganza, blending hip-hop magic and nonsense. 

How will Kazaam hold up?

Host: Keiko

Panel: Nic, Matthew, Alex

This week on Myopia Movies, we have a cameo appearance from the Pope! We watched Sister Act, the best musical numbers by a nun since Airplane! 

How will Sister Act hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Keiko, Nur, Alex

This week on Myopia Movies we retire horror month and retire the new creepy theme as we watch a busty woman and then her busty puppet try to seduce another puppet. This is what my life has become. We watched The Bride of Chucky, the only movie with the hard hitting real deal facts about what happens if you don’t do the dishes. 

How will The Bride of Chucky hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Keiko and Matthew 

Directed: Ronnie Yu

This week on Myopia Movies, we pay someone to polish our eyes. We watched Pitch Black, proving that with a few filters even YOU can make a movie! 

How will Pitch Black hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Keiko, Matthew, Nur

Directed by David Twohy

This week on Myopia Movies, the host is a big fat person. We watched Silence of the Lambs and we take a cooking lesson! This may be the most awarded film we have talked about in an episode as long as the movie!

How will Silence of the Lambs hold up? 

Host: Nic

Panel: Alex, Keiko, and Matthew

Director: Jonathan Demme

Starring: Jodie Foster, Anthony Hopkins, Scott Glenn, Ted Levine, Anthony Heald, Charles Napier, Roger Corman, Diane Baker,, Frankie Faison.