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380: Sherlock Holmes (2009)
This week on Myopia Movies, we visit merry old English with Englishman Robert Downey Jr.! Witness the raw sexual tension between Jude Law and Robert Downey Jr., sexual tension between Rachel McAdams, and Jude Law, the camera and Jude Law, and the audience and Jude Law!
How will Sherlock Holmes hold up?
Hosted by: Nic
Co-Host: DanielGuest: Nur, Charlie, and Candace
Directed by Guy Ritchie
Starring: Robert Downey Jr., Jude Law, Rachel McAdams, Mark Strong, Eddie Marsan, Robert Maillet… Read the rest
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379: The Great Mouse Detective
This week on Myopia Movies, we release a classic episode from the archives, The Great Mouse Detective. Disney in the dark years tackling Sherlock Holmes, with a musical number by Vincent Price. Yup. Also, some interesting early CGI and mice in lingerie in a kickline.
How will The Great Mouse Detective hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Matthew, Daniel
Directored by Ron Clements, Burny Mattinson, David Michener
Starring: Vincent Price, Barrie Ingham, Val Bettin, Susanne Pollatschek, Candy Candido, Diana Chesney… Read the rest
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378: The Howling
This week on Myopia Movies, we get seduced by a werewolf while helping our wife recover from emotional stress after nearly being killed by a serial killer. Yup. We watched the Howling, the Werewolf movie where werewolves don’t show up for almost 45 minutes.
How will The Howling hold up?
Host: Nic
Co-Host: Matthew, Daniel, and Nur
Directed by Joe Dante
Actors: Dee Wallace, Patrick Macnee, Dennis Dugan, Christopher Stone, Belinda Balaski, Kevin McCarthy, John Carradine, Slim Pickens, Elisabeth Brooks… Read the rest -
377: Green Lantern
This week we watch Ryan Reynolds fight CGI nonsense! Which of course is different from the fact that his suite here is CGI or X-Men Origins Wolverine where he becomes CGI nonsense. We watched Green Lantern: In Brightest Day and Darkest Night, yada yada yada, I HAVE THE POWER!!!!! Or something like that….
We wanted to visit the DC Cinematic Universe in time for Black Adam! So we turn to Goldeneye, Mask of Zorro and Casino Royale’s own Martin Campbell.
How will Green Lantern hold up?
Host: Nic Hoffmann
Panel: Candace, Daniel, Nur, and Charlie
Directed by Martin Campbell
Actors: Ryan Reynolds, Blake Lively, Peter Sarsgaard, Mark Strong, Tim Robbins, Jay O. Sanders, Taika Waititi, Angela Bassett… Read the rest -
376: An American Werewolf in London
This week we watch some damn incredible Rick Baker effects. We watched An American Werewolf in London, who doesn’t love a horror comedy that is actually funny?
How does An American Werewolf in London hold up?
Host: Nic
Co-Host: Nur, Matthew and Daniel
Written and Directed by John Landis
Starring: David Naughton, Jenny Agutter, Joe Belcher, Griffin Dunne, David Schofield, Frank Oz… Read the rest -
374: Twilight New Moon
In an effort to fully break the mind of my co-host Daniel, we tackled the second Twilight Saga Movie: New Moon, the moon is for werewolf! In fact, I haven’t listened to his edit yet, it may just be 90 minutes of screaming and sobbing, like a creepypasta or post hot wings night bathroom review.
This week we learn that Edward is a liar: “This is the last time you’ll ever see me. I won’t come back, and you can go on with your life without any interference from me. It’ll be like I never existed, I promise.” BULLSHIT, there are like three more movies after this! We watched Twilight: New Moon, mouth breathing edition.
Host: Nic
Cohost: Daniel, Matthew
Guest: Charlie Rose
Directed by Chris Weitz
Starring: Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, Christina Jastrzembska, Billy Burke, Anna Kendrick… Read the rest -
374: Silver Bullet
This week we visit Stephen King with Silver Bullet. This movie has it all, one of the Coreys, Gary Busey, and a werewolf. Enjoy!
How will Silver Bullet hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Matthew, Daniel
Directed by Daniel Attias
Starring: Gary Busey, Everett McGill, Corey Haim, Megan Follows, Robin Groves, Leon Russom, Terry O’Quinn, Bill Smitrovich… Read the rest -
373: Masters of the Universe
This week we have the power! We watched The Masters of the Universe, The universe is power – pure, unstoppable power! And I am that force, I am that power! KNEEL BEFORE YOUR MASTER!
Will Masters of the Universe hold up?
Host: Nic
Co-host: Daniel
Guests: Candace and Charlie
Directed by Gary Goddard
Actors: Dolph Lundgren, Frank Langella, Meg Foster, Billy Barty, Courteney Cox, Robert Duncan McNeill, Jon Cypher, James Tolkan… Read the rest -
372: Soylent Green
In honor of the fact that it is taking place now, we watched 1973’s Soylent Green! It’s podcast, SOYLENT GREEN IS A PODCAST!
How will Soylent Green hold up?
Host: Nic Hoffmann
Co-host: Daniel, Matt
Guest: Charlie
Directed by Richard Fleischer
Starring: Charlton Heston, Edward G. Robinson, Leigh Taylor-Young, Chuck Connors, Joseph Cotten, Brock Peters, Paula Kelly, Stephen Young, Lincoln Kilpatrick… Read the rest -
371: The Happening
This week on Myopia Movies, the Lorax gets his revenge! We finish our M. Night Shyamalan Month with the Mark Wahlberg vehicle, The Happening! All I want to know is if hot dog guy makes it!
How will the Happening hold up?
Host: Nic
Co-hosts: Matthew and Daniel
Written, Directed, and Produced by M. Night Shyamalan.
Starring Mark Wahlberg, Zooey Deschanel, John Leguizamo, Spencer Breslin, Alan Ruck, and M. Night Shyamalan.… Read the rest