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314: Gone in 60 Seconds
This week we watch Nic Cage have difficulty with Angelina Jolie handling his stick shift. We watched Gone in 60 Seconds, they all just want to have sex with cars, right?
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How will Gone in 60 Seconds hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Nur, Daniel, Matthew… Read the rest
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313: Howard the Duck
This week on Myopia Movies we are down to duck! We watched Lea Thompson in yet another inappropriate relationship, we saw Howard the Duck, our last hope for novelty in the MCU.
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Host: Nic
Panel: Nur, Daniel, Matthew… Read the rest
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312: A Kid in King Arthur‘s Court
This week we learn that good is bad, but this is also, just bad. We watched A Kid in King Arthur’s Court, how do you make Kate Winslet and Daniel Craig look this bad?
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Host: Nic
Panel: Kellie, Charlie, Fitzy
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311: Ricochet
This week we are reminded that Dick from Third Rock from the Sun is crazy! We saw Ricochet, where else you going to see Governor Jesse Ventura die in a white supremacist joust fight? If you want to here us riff it, consider joining the Cineprov Patreon.
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How will Ricochet hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Daniel, Matthew, Nur… Read the rest
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310: First Kid
This week we root against the hero! We watched First Kid, not even Sinbad charm can save this kid….
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How will First Kid hold up?
Host: Nicolas Hoffmann
Panel: Nur, Jeremy and Daniel… Read the rest -
309: Cannonball Run
This week we go behind the Patreon paywall and unveil a new Mission Briefing episode. This week Roger Moore reprises his role as Roger Moore, we watched the Cannonball Run!
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How will the Cannonball Run hold up?
Host: Jon
Panel: Nic, Fitzy, Charlie
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308: Last Action Hero
This week we learn that the movies inside movies are real in movies! Mind BLOWN! We watched Last Action Hero, Arnie versus the real world, like he intended!
Join the Patreon (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) What is patreon? It is our way of rewarding our biggest fans with additional stuff, like movie episodes, riffs, and our back catalog! Join now for additional stuff at $1, $3, $5, and $10! Or a one time $50 to pick your own flick! What do you unlock? The Alien Franchise: Alien, Aliens, Alien 3, Alien Resurrection, Prometheus, and Alien Covenant, the rest of Harry Potter: The Half Blood Prince, Hallows part 1 and 2, plus Silver Bullet, The Watchmen, The Lawnmower Man, Demolition Man, True Lies, Van Helsing, The 39 Steps, Baby’s Day Out, The 13th Warrior, Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home, The Thomas Crown Affair, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery, and London Has Fallen! Not to mention movie riffs and much more to come!
Also, because you love us, find us everywhere! Like Facebook! Or the Facebook Fan Group! Or Twitter! Or Letterboxd! Or the Fancy Website! We are also available wherever you are too! Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, TuneIn and Alexa, Podbean, Listen Notes, YouTube, everywhere! Coming soon to Pandora, iHeartRadio, and Deezer.
How will Last Action Hero stand up?
Host: Nicolas Hoffmann
Panel: Nur, Jeremy and Daniel… Read the rest -
307: Mars Attacks
This month Daniel tells me Ack ack aaackkkkk for 45 straight minutes, we watched Mars Attacks! How can Pierce Brosnan still be this sexy?
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How will Mars Attacks stand up?
Host: Nicolas Hoffmann
Panel: Nur, Jeremy and Daniel… Read the rest
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306: X-Men: The Last Stand
This week we kill off half the cast and start over! Unrelated, but has anyone seen Matt? We watched X-Men: The Last Stand! The Dark Phoenix is impossible to get right, there, I said it.
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Also, because you love us, find us everywhere! Like Facebook! Or the Facebook Fan Group! Or Twitter! Or Letterboxd! Or the Fancy Website! We are also available wherever you are too! Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, TuneIn and Alexa, Podbean, Listen Notes, YouTube, everywhere! Coming soon to Pandora, iHeartRadio, and Deezer.
How will X-Men: The Last Stand stand up?
Host: Nicolas Hoffmann
Panel: Evan, Dan, and Daniel
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305: The Flintstones
This week we discuss the ins and outs of prehistoric capitalism. We watched the Flintstones! Will Fred Flintstone yabba dabba doo it with Halle Berry?
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How will The Flintstones stand up?
Host: Nicolas Hoffmann
Panel: Evan, Matthew, and Daniel