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303: The Abyss
Welcome to Season 8! This month we return to Cameron town for the first time directorially on the main feed with The Abyss, a movie directed so good, Cameron was punched out by Ed Harris on set!
Join the Patreon (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) What is patreon? It is our way of rewarding our biggest fans with additional stuff, like movie episodes, riffs, and our back catalog! Join now for additional stuff at $1, $3, $5, and $10! Or a one time $50 to pick your own flick! What do you unlock? The Alien Franchise: Alien, Aliens, Alien 3, Alien Resurrection, Prometheus, and Alien Covenant, the rest of Harry Potter: The Half Blood Prince, Hallows part 1 and 2, plus Silver Bullet, The Watchmen, The Lawnmower Man, Demolition Man, True Lies, Van Helsing, The 39 Steps, Baby’s Day Out, The 13th Warrior, Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home, The Thomas Crown Affair, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery, and London Has Fallen! Not to mention movie riffs and much more to come!
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How will The Abyss stand up?
Host: Nicolas
Panel: Jeremy, Candace, and Matthew… Read the rest
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3: Space Jam Rerelease
In honor of the new movie coming out, I am rereleasing our third episode on Space Jam. Without my fully developed cynicism, feel free to listen to us as children and fly like an eagle through this attempt to watch Michael Jordan act! If you want to hear me riff this, subscribe to Patreon.com/Cineprov!
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302: Looney Tunes – Back in Action
In honor of the release of Space Jam, we are covering that oft forgotten Looney Tunes flick, Looney Tunes: Back in Action. I mean, the pieces are here, Steve Martin, Brendan Frasier, Timothy Dalton, Heather Locklear…Jenna Elfman….never mind, at least Yosemite Sam is here.
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For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces the upcoming movies and you get Mission Briefing Back Catalog.
For $3: You get the entire back catalog and a new Mission Briefing every other month. (Check out 39 Steps, Austin Powers, Thomas Crown Affair, and True Lies, and upon release No Time to Die, plus more!)
For $5: You get a bonus episode a month (on top of the Mission Briefing) (With recent releases The Watchmen and Silver Bullet!!).
For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. We have up riffs by Cineprov including Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Wasp Woman, and Batman Forever. We have a Myopia Commentary on Star Wars – Episode II: Attack of the Clone. Also, tune in for Cineprov’s Space Jam!
For $50: You get to pick a movie we cover. (Note: This tier is limited).
Also, because you love us, find us everywhere! Like Facebook! Or the Facebook Fan Group! Or Twitter! Or Letterboxd! Or the Fancy Website! We are also available wherever you are too! Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, TuneIn and Alexa, Podbean, Listen Notes, YouTube, everywhere! Coming soon to Pandora, iHeartRadio, and Deezer.
How will Looney Tunes: Back In Action stand up?
Host: Nicolas
Panel: Daniel, Nur
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301: Judge Dredd
This week on Myopia, we learn a little something about the law. We saw Judge Dredd and we are here to remind you to eat recycled food. It’s good for the environment and okay for you!
Join the Patreon (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) The Harry Potter series will be completed at the $5 level!
For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces the upcoming movies and you get Mission Briefing Back Catalog.
For $3: You get the entire back catalog and a new Mission Briefing every other month. (Check out 39 Steps, Austin Powers, Thomas Crown Affair, and True Lies, and upon release No Time to Die, plus more!)
For $5: You get a bonus episode a month (on top of the Mission Briefing) (With recent releases The Watchmen and Silver Bullet!!).
For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. We have up riffs by Cineprov including Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Wasp Woman, and Batman Forever. We have a Myopia Commentary on Star Wars – Episode II: Attack of the Clone. Also, tune in for Cineprov’s Mortal Kombat riff!
For $50: You get to pick a movie we cover. (Note: This tier is limited).
Also, because you love us, find us everywhere! Like Facebook! Or the Facebook Fan Group! Or Twitter! Or Letterboxd! Or the Fancy Website! We are also available wherever you are too! Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, TuneIn and Alexa, Podbean, Listen Notes, YouTube, everywhere! Coming soon to Pandora, iHeartRadio, and Deezer.
How will Judge Dredd stand up? It’s a lie! The evidence has been falsified! It’s impossible! I never broke the law, I AM THE LAW!
Host: Nicolas
Panel: Daniel, Matthew, and Jeremy
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300: Battlefield Earth
This week we punish ourselves for all you man animals, for our 300th movie we watched Battlefield Earth. Consider this leverage!
Join the Patreon (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) The Harry Potter series will be completed at the $5 level!
For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces the upcoming movies and you get Mission Briefing Back Catalog.
For $3: You get the entire back catalog and a new Mission Briefing every other month. (Check out 39 Steps, Austin Powers, Thomas Crown Affair, and True Lies, and upon release No Time to Die, plus more!)
For $5: You get a bonus episode a month (on top of the Mission Briefing) (With recent releases The Watchmen and Silver Bullet!!).
For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. We have up riffs by Cineprov including Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Wasp Woman, and Batman Forever. We have a Myopia Commentary on Star Wars – Episode II: Attack of the Clone. Also, tune in for Cineprov’s Mortal Kombat riff!
For $50: You get to pick a movie we cover. (Note: This tier is limited).
Also, because you love us, find us everywhere! Like Facebook! Or the Facebook Fan Group! Or Twitter! Or Letterboxd! Or the Fancy Website! We are also available wherever you are too! Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, TuneIn and Alexa, Podbean, Listen Notes, YouTube, everywhere! Coming soon to Pandora, iHeartRadio, and Deezer.
How will Battlefield Earth stand up?
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299: Street Fighter
This week we watch JCVD attempt to make up for a mistake with a bigger one. We watched Street Fighter! I wonder what the value of Bison Bucks is to Bitcoin?
Join the Patreon (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) The Harry Potter series will be completed at the $5 level!
For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces the upcoming movies and you get Mission Briefing Back Catalog.
For $3: You get the entire back catalog and a new Mission Briefing every other month. (Check out 39 Steps, Austin Powers, Thomas Crown Affair, and True Lies, plus more!)
For $5: You get a bonus episode a month (on top of the Mission Briefing) (We finished the Harry Potter Films and this month cover Demolition Man!!).
For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. We have up riffs by Cineprov including Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Wasp Woman, and Batman Forever. We have a Myopia Commentary on Star Wars – Episode II: Attack of the Clone. Also, tune in for Cineprov’s Mortal Kombat riff!
For $50: You get to pick a movie we cover. (Note: This tier is limited).
Also, because you love us, find us everywhere! Like Facebook! Or the Facebook Fan Group! Or Twitter! Or Letterboxd! Or the Fancy Website! We are also available wherever you are too! Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, TuneIn and Alexa, Podbean, Listen Notes, YouTube, everywhere! Coming soon to Pandora, iHeartRadio, and Deezer.
How will Street Fighter stand up?
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298: The Hulk (2003)
This week we join in with a mediocre green superhero movie! No, not Green Lantern…The Hulk! No, not Mark Ruffalo…not Lou Ferrigno…no, not Edward Norton…the Eric Bana one! No? Ang Lee? Hmmmm…Sam Elliott? Fine, the one that looks like a comic book.
Join the Patreon (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) The Harry Potter series will be completed at the $5 level!
For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces the upcoming movies and you get Mission Briefing Back Catalog.
For $3: You get the entire back catalog and a new Mission Briefing every other month. (Check out 39 Steps, Austin Powers, Thomas Crown Affair, and True Lies, plus more!)
For $5: You get a bonus episode a month (on top of the Mission Briefing) (We finished the Harry Potter Films and this month cover Demolition Man!!).
For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. We have up riffs by Cineprov including Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Wasp Woman, and Batman Forever. We have a Myopia Commentary on Star Wars – Episode II: Attack of the Clone. Also, tune in for Cineprov’s Mortal Kombat riff!
For $50: You get to pick a movie we cover. (Note: This tier is limited).
Also, because you love us, find us everywhere! Like Facebook! Or the Facebook Fan Group! Or Twitter! Or Letterboxd! Or the Fancy Website! We are also available wherever you are too! Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, TuneIn and Alexa, Podbean, Listen Notes, YouTube, everywhere! Coming soon to Pandora, iHeartRadio, and Deezer.
How will The Hulk stand up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Daniel, Dan S, and Evan… Read the rest -
296: Bloodsport
This week we crossover with the Cineprov Patreon and cover Bloodsport! The movie that inspired Mortal Kombat and includes tasteful nut trauma!
Join the Patreon (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) The Harry Potter series will be completed at the $5 level!
For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces the upcoming movies and you get Mission Briefing Back Catalog.
For $3: You get the entire back catalog and a new Mission Briefing every other month. (Check out 39 Steps, Austin Powers, Thomas Crown Affair, and True Lies, plus more!)
For $5: You get a bonus episode a month (on top of the Mission Briefing) (We finished the Harry Potter Films and this month cover Demolition Man!!).
For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. We have up riffs by Cineprov including Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Wasp Woman, and Batman Forever. We have a Myopia Commentary on Star Wars – Episode II: Attack of the Clone. Also, tune in for Cineprov’s Mortal Kombat riff!
For $50: You get to pick a movie we cover. (Note: This tier is limited).
Also, because you love us, find us everywhere! Like Facebook! Or the Facebook Fan Group! Or Twitter! Or Letterboxd! Or the Fancy Website! We are also available wherever you are too! Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, TuneIn and Alexa, Podbean, Listen Notes, YouTube, everywhere! Coming soon to Pandora, iHeartRadio, and Deezer.
How will Hunchback of Notre Dame stand up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Daniel and Matthew… Read the rest -
295: Hunchback of Notre Dame
This week on Myopia Movies, we talk about something that Disney sort of left in the vault, we watched the surprisingly dark Hunchback of Notre Dame.
Join the Patreon (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) The Harry Potter series will be completed at the $5 level!
For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces the upcoming movies and you get Mission Briefing Back Catalog.
For $3: You get the entire back catalog and a new Mission Briefing every other month. (Check out 39 Steps, Austin Powers, Thomas Crown Affair, and True Lies, plus more!)
For $5: You get a bonus episode a month (on top of the Mission Briefing) (We finished the Harry Potter Films and this month cover Demolition Man!!).
For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. We have up riffs by Cineprov including Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Wasp Woman, and Batman Forever. We have a Myopia Commentary on Star Wars – Episode II: Attack of the Clone. Also, tune in for Cineprov’s Mortal Kombat riff!
For $50: You get to pick a movie we cover. (Note: This tier is limited).
Also, because you love us, find us everywhere! Like Facebook! Or the Facebook Fan Group! Or Twitter! Or Letterboxd! Or the Fancy Website! We are also available wherever you are too! Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, TuneIn and Alexa, Podbean, Listen Notes, YouTube, everywhere! Coming soon to Pandora, iHeartRadio, and Deezer.
How will Hunchback of Notre Dame stand up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Kellie, Daniel, Nur… Read the rest -
294: Osmosis Jones
This week we get gross, I mean, really gross. We watched Osmosis Jones, children’s animation from the guys who made There’s Something About Mary.
Join the Patreon (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) The Harry Potter series will be completed at the $5 level!
For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces the upcoming movies and you get Mission Briefing Back Catalog.
For $3: You get the entire back catalog and a new Mission Briefing every other month. (Check out 39 Steps, Austin Powers, Thomas Crown Affair, and True Lies, plus more!)
For $5: You get a bonus episode a month (on top of the Mission Briefing) (We finished the Harry Potter Films and this month cover Demolition Man!!).
For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. We have up riffs by Cineprov including Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Wasp Woman, and Batman Forever. We have a Myopia Commentary on Star Wars – Episode II: Attack of the Clone. Also, tune in for Cineprov’s Mortal Kombat riff!
For $50: You get to pick a movie we cover. (Note: This tier is limited).
Also, because you love us, find us everywhere! Like Facebook! Or the Facebook Fan Group! Or Twitter! Or Letterboxd! Or the Fancy Website! We are also available wherever you are too! Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, TuneIn and Alexa, Podbean, Listen Notes, YouTube, everywhere! Coming soon to Pandora, iHeartRadio, and Deezer.
How will Osmosis Jones stand up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Lauren, Daniel, Nur… Read the rest