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299: Street Fighter
This week we watch JCVD attempt to make up for a mistake with a bigger one. We watched Street Fighter! I wonder what the value of Bison Bucks is to Bitcoin?
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For $3: You get the entire back catalog and a new Mission Briefing every other month. (Check out 39 Steps, Austin Powers, Thomas Crown Affair, and True Lies, plus more!)
For $5: You get a bonus episode a month (on top of the Mission Briefing) (We finished the Harry Potter Films and this month cover Demolition Man!!).
For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. We have up riffs by Cineprov including Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Wasp Woman, and Batman Forever. We have a Myopia Commentary on Star Wars – Episode II: Attack of the Clone. Also, tune in for Cineprov’s Mortal Kombat riff!
For $50: You get to pick a movie we cover. (Note: This tier is limited).
Also, because you love us, find us everywhere! Like Facebook! Or the Facebook Fan Group! Or Twitter! Or Letterboxd! Or the Fancy Website! We are also available wherever you are too! Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, TuneIn and Alexa, Podbean, Listen Notes, YouTube, everywhere! Coming soon to Pandora, iHeartRadio, and Deezer.
How will Street Fighter stand up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Lauren, Nur, Daniel -
298: The Hulk (2003)
This week we join in with a mediocre green superhero movie! No, not Green Lantern…The Hulk! No, not Mark Ruffalo…not Lou Ferrigno…no, not Edward Norton…the Eric Bana one! No? Ang Lee? Hmmmm…Sam Elliott? Fine, the one that looks like a comic book.
Join the Patreon (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) The Harry Potter series will be completed at the $5 level!
For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces the upcoming movies and you get Mission Briefing Back Catalog.
For $3: You get the entire back catalog and a new Mission Briefing every other month. (Check out 39 Steps, Austin Powers, Thomas Crown Affair, and True Lies, plus more!)
For $5: You get a bonus episode a month (on top of the Mission Briefing) (We finished the Harry Potter Films and this month cover Demolition Man!!).
For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. We have up riffs by Cineprov including Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Wasp Woman, and Batman Forever. We have a Myopia Commentary on Star Wars – Episode II: Attack of the Clone. Also, tune in for Cineprov’s Mortal Kombat riff!
For $50: You get to pick a movie we cover. (Note: This tier is limited).
Also, because you love us, find us everywhere! Like Facebook! Or the Facebook Fan Group! Or Twitter! Or Letterboxd! Or the Fancy Website! We are also available wherever you are too! Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, TuneIn and Alexa, Podbean, Listen Notes, YouTube, everywhere! Coming soon to Pandora, iHeartRadio, and Deezer.
How will The Hulk stand up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Daniel, Dan S, and Evan… Read the rest -
296: Bloodsport
This week we crossover with the Cineprov Patreon and cover Bloodsport! The movie that inspired Mortal Kombat and includes tasteful nut trauma!
Join the Patreon (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) The Harry Potter series will be completed at the $5 level!
For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces the upcoming movies and you get Mission Briefing Back Catalog.
For $3: You get the entire back catalog and a new Mission Briefing every other month. (Check out 39 Steps, Austin Powers, Thomas Crown Affair, and True Lies, plus more!)
For $5: You get a bonus episode a month (on top of the Mission Briefing) (We finished the Harry Potter Films and this month cover Demolition Man!!).
For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. We have up riffs by Cineprov including Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Wasp Woman, and Batman Forever. We have a Myopia Commentary on Star Wars – Episode II: Attack of the Clone. Also, tune in for Cineprov’s Mortal Kombat riff!
For $50: You get to pick a movie we cover. (Note: This tier is limited).
Also, because you love us, find us everywhere! Like Facebook! Or the Facebook Fan Group! Or Twitter! Or Letterboxd! Or the Fancy Website! We are also available wherever you are too! Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, TuneIn and Alexa, Podbean, Listen Notes, YouTube, everywhere! Coming soon to Pandora, iHeartRadio, and Deezer.
How will Hunchback of Notre Dame stand up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Daniel and Matthew… Read the rest -
295: Hunchback of Notre Dame
This week on Myopia Movies, we talk about something that Disney sort of left in the vault, we watched the surprisingly dark Hunchback of Notre Dame.
Join the Patreon (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) The Harry Potter series will be completed at the $5 level!
For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces the upcoming movies and you get Mission Briefing Back Catalog.
For $3: You get the entire back catalog and a new Mission Briefing every other month. (Check out 39 Steps, Austin Powers, Thomas Crown Affair, and True Lies, plus more!)
For $5: You get a bonus episode a month (on top of the Mission Briefing) (We finished the Harry Potter Films and this month cover Demolition Man!!).
For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. We have up riffs by Cineprov including Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Wasp Woman, and Batman Forever. We have a Myopia Commentary on Star Wars – Episode II: Attack of the Clone. Also, tune in for Cineprov’s Mortal Kombat riff!
For $50: You get to pick a movie we cover. (Note: This tier is limited).
Also, because you love us, find us everywhere! Like Facebook! Or the Facebook Fan Group! Or Twitter! Or Letterboxd! Or the Fancy Website! We are also available wherever you are too! Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, TuneIn and Alexa, Podbean, Listen Notes, YouTube, everywhere! Coming soon to Pandora, iHeartRadio, and Deezer.
How will Hunchback of Notre Dame stand up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Kellie, Daniel, Nur… Read the rest -
294: Osmosis Jones
This week we get gross, I mean, really gross. We watched Osmosis Jones, children’s animation from the guys who made There’s Something About Mary.
Join the Patreon (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) The Harry Potter series will be completed at the $5 level!
For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces the upcoming movies and you get Mission Briefing Back Catalog.
For $3: You get the entire back catalog and a new Mission Briefing every other month. (Check out 39 Steps, Austin Powers, Thomas Crown Affair, and True Lies, plus more!)
For $5: You get a bonus episode a month (on top of the Mission Briefing) (We finished the Harry Potter Films and this month cover Demolition Man!!).
For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. We have up riffs by Cineprov including Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Wasp Woman, and Batman Forever. We have a Myopia Commentary on Star Wars – Episode II: Attack of the Clone. Also, tune in for Cineprov’s Mortal Kombat riff!
For $50: You get to pick a movie we cover. (Note: This tier is limited).
Also, because you love us, find us everywhere! Like Facebook! Or the Facebook Fan Group! Or Twitter! Or Letterboxd! Or the Fancy Website! We are also available wherever you are too! Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, TuneIn and Alexa, Podbean, Listen Notes, YouTube, everywhere! Coming soon to Pandora, iHeartRadio, and Deezer.
How will Osmosis Jones stand up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Lauren, Daniel, Nur… Read the rest -
293: Hellboy 2: The Golden Army
This week, we wonder what it would take to get Guillermo back. We watched Hellboy 2: The Golden Army, He’s not a puppet! Howdy Doody’s real!
Join the Patreon (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) The Harry Potter series will be completed at the $5 level!
For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces the upcoming movies and you get Mission Briefing Back Catalog.
For $3: You get the entire back catalog and a new Mission Briefing every other month. (Check out 39 Steps, Austin Powers, Thomas Crown Affair, and True Lies, plus more!)
For $5: You get a bonus episode a month (on top of the Mission Briefing) (We finished the Harry Potter Films and this month cover Demolition Man!!).
For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. We have up riffs by Cineprov including Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Wasp Woman, and Batman Forever. We have a Myopia Commentary on Star Wars – Episode II: Attack of the Clone. Also, tune in for Cineprov’s Mortal Kombat riff!
For $50: You get to pick a movie we cover. (Note: This tier is limited).
Also, because you love us, find us everywhere! Like Facebook! Or the Facebook Fan Group! Or Twitter! Or Letterboxd! Or the Fancy Website! We are also available wherever you are too! Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, TuneIn and Alexa, Podbean, Listen Notes, YouTube, everywhere! Coming soon to Pandora, iHeartRadio, and Deezer.
How will Hellboy 2: The Golden Army stand up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Candace, Nur, Matthew… Read the rest -
292: Over the Top
This week we see the movie that inspired the arm wrestling craze, we visit Canon town with Over the Top! Thank God there is a trucker division!
Join the Patreon (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) The Harry Potter series will be completed at the $5 level!
For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces the upcoming movies and you get Mission Briefing Back Catalog.
For $3: You get the entire back catalog and a new Mission Briefing every other month. (Check out 39 Steps, Austin Powers, Thomas Crown Affair, and True Lies, plus more!)
For $5: You get a bonus episode a month (on top of the Mission Briefing) (We finished the Harry Potter Films and this month cover Demolition Man!!).
For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. We have up riffs by Cineprov including Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Wasp Woman, and Batman Forever. We have a Myopia Commentary on Star Wars – Episode II: Attack of the Clone. Also, tune in for Cineprov’s Mortal Kombat riff!
For $50: You get to pick a movie we cover. (Note: This tier is limited).
Also, because you love us, find us everywhere! Like Facebook! Or the Facebook Fan Group! Or Twitter! Or Letterboxd! Or the Fancy Website! We are also available wherever you are too! Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, TuneIn and Alexa, Podbean, Listen Notes, YouTube, everywhere! Coming soon to Pandora, iHeartRadio, and Deezer.
How will Over the Top stand up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Nur, Lauren, Matthew… Read the rest -
288: Maximum Overdrive
This week there were no apple crates in Hollywood, for Emilio Estevez was being an action hero! We watched Maximum Overdrive a movie made with so much cocaine that Stephen King does not remember it’s filming.
Join the Patreon (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) The Harry Potter series will be completed at the $5 level!
For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces the upcoming movies and you get Mission Briefing Back Catalog.
For $3: You get the entire back catalog and a new Mission Briefing every other month. (Check out 39 Steps, Austin Powers, Thomas Crown Affair, and True Lies, plus more!)
For $5: You get a bonus episode a month (on top of the Mission Briefing) (We finished the Harry Potter Films and this month cover Demolition Man!!).
For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. We have up riffs by Cineprov including Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Wasp Woman, and Batman Forever. We have a Myopia Commentary on Star Wars – Episode II: Attack of the Clone. Also, tune in for Cineprov’s Mortal Kombat riff!
For $50: You get to pick a movie we cover. (Note: This tier is limited).
Also, because you love us, find us everywhere! Like Facebook! Or the Facebook Fan Group! Or Twitter! Or Letterboxd! Or the Fancy Website! We are also available wherever you are too! Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, TuneIn and Alexa, Podbean, Listen Notes, YouTube, everywhere! Coming soon to Pandora, iHeartRadio, and Deezer.
How will Maximum Overdrive stand up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Matthew, Jeremy, Nic… Read the rest -
287: Johnny Mnemonic
This week we learn that Keanu Reeves can store about as much memory as the biggest iPod. We watched Johnny Mnemonic, Hit Me!
Join the Patreon (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) The Harry Potter series will be completed at the $5 level!
For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces the upcoming movies and you get Mission Briefing Back Catalog.
For $3: You get the entire back catalog and a new Mission Briefing every other month. (Check out 39 Steps, Austin Powers, Thomas Crown Affair, and True Lies, plus more!)
For $5: You get a bonus episode a month (on top of the Mission Briefing) (We finished the Harry Potter Films and this month cover Demolition Man!!).
For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. We have up riffs by Cineprov including Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Wasp Woman, and Batman Forever. We have a Myopia Commentary on Star Wars – Episode II: Attack of the Clone. Note: This is audio you sync with the movie. Further, in January we will be doing an episode and Cineprov commentary on Dick Tracy!
For $50: You get to pick a movie we cover. (Note: This tier is limited).
Also, because you love us, find us everywhere! Like Facebook! Or the Facebook Fan Group! Or Twitter! Or Letterboxd! Or the Fancy Website! We are also available wherever you are too! Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, TuneIn and Alexa, Podbean, Listen Notes, YouTube, everywhere! Coming soon to Pandora, iHeartRadio, and Deezer.
How will Johnny Mnemonic stand up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Nur, Charlie, Jeremy, Nic
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286: Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
This week on Myopia Movies, we get in the mood for the new Mortal Kombat movie with the bloodless Mortal Kombat: Annihilation, a movie that is the porn parody of itself.
Join the Patreon (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) The Harry Potter series will be completed at the $5 level!
For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces the upcoming movies and you get Mission Briefing Back Catalog.
For $3: You get the entire back catalog and a new Mission Briefing every other month. (Check out 39 Steps, Austin Powers, Thomas Crown Affair, and True Lies, plus more!)
For $5: You get a bonus episode a month (on top of the Mission Briefing) (We finished the Harry Potter Films and this month cover Demolition Man!!).
For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. We have up riffs by Cineprov including Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Wasp Woman, and Batman Forever. We have a Myopia Commentary on Star Wars – Episode II: Attack of the Clone. Note: This is audio you sync with the movie. Further, in January we will be doing an episode and Cineprov commentary on Dick Tracy!
For $50: You get to pick a movie we cover. (Note: This tier is limited).
Also, because you love us, find us everywhere! Like Facebook! Or the Facebook Fan Group! Or Twitter! Or Letterboxd! Or the Fancy Website! We are also available wherever you are too! Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, TuneIn and Alexa, Podbean, Listen Notes, YouTube, everywhere! Coming soon to Pandora, iHeartRadio, and Deezer.
How will Mortal Kombat: Annihilation Hold Up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Chris, Matthew, Nur… Read the rest