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260: Van Helsing – Patreon Freebie
Hello! This is a strange brew situation. This movie has all the fixin’s of something we may like, Hugh Jackman, director of the Mummy, and interesting characters, like Abraham Van Helsing and Dracula. Then this movie shits the bed. Similarly, to us. We planned this, there was an issue with recording, so we are giving it away for free, enjoy!
Check out the full version here!
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261: Plains, Trains, and Automobiles
Happy Thanksgiving, today we celebrate the season and start bawling like a child. We watched Plains, Trains, and Automobiles, man I miss John Candy.
Join the Patreon! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers)
- For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces the upcoming movies and you get Mission Briefing Back Catalog.
- For $3: You get the entire back catalog and a new Mission Briefing every other month. (There are already two up!)
- For $5: You get a bonus episode a month (on top of the Mission Briefing) (This month we covered Baby’s Day Out and next month we have a theme!).
- For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. We have up riffs by Cineprov including Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Wasp Woman, and Batman Forever. We have a Myopia Commentary on Star Wars – Episode II: Attack of the Clone. Note: This is audio you sync with the movie.
- For $50: You get to pick a movie we cover. (Note: This tier is limited).
Also, because you love us, find us everywhere! Like Facebook! Or the Facebook Fan Group! Or Twitter! Or Letterboxd! Or the Fancy Website! We are also available wherever you are too! Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, TuneIn and Alexa, Podbean, Listen Notes, YouTube, everywhere! Coming soon to Pandora, iHeartRadio, and Deezer.
How will Plains, Trains, and Automobiles Hold up
Host: Nic
Panel: Daniel, Jeremy and Candace… Read the rest
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246: Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home – Patreon Preview!
You asked for it! The Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home is now on patreon, has been for a while in fact. Soon, we will have Candace on to talk Trek as we do a Star Trek V Commentary. In the mean time, enjoy this sample from Patreon. For the price of a few pay-to-win iPhone game tokens, you can support your friends here!
This month on the Patreon exclusive Myopia Movies episode, we save some whales! We watched Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home, a Star Trek rom com.
Host: Nic
Panel: Jeremy, Daniel, and Matthew
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258: Short Circuit 2
This week on Myopia Movies, we visit the family friendly side of the military industrial complex with just a dash of brown face. We watched Short Circuit 2, I know Johnny, but are any of us truly alive?
Join the Patreon! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers)
- For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces the upcoming movies and you get Mission Briefing Back Catalog.
- For $3: You get the entire back catalog and a new Mission Briefing every other month. (There are already two up!)
- For $5: You get a bonus episode a month (on top of the Mission Briefing) (Last month we covered the 13th Warrior and on this vampire themed October we are covering From Dusk til Dawn).
- For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. We have up riffs by Cineprov including Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Wasp Woman, and Batman Forever. We have a Myopia Commentary on Star Wars – Episode II: Attack of the Clone. Note: This is audio you sync with the movie.
- For $50: You get to pick a movie we cover. (Note: This tier is limited).
Also, because you love us, find us everywhere! Like Facebook! Or the Facebook Fan Group! Or Twitter! Or Letterboxd! Or the Fancy Website! We are also available wherever you are too! Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, TuneIn and Alexa, Podbean, Listen Notes, YouTube, everywhere! Coming soon to Pandora, iHeartRadio, and Deezer.
How will Short Circuit 2 Hold up
Host: Nic
Panel: Daniel, Jeremy and Candace… Read the rest
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256: Ace Venture: Pet Detective
This week on Myopia Movie, we remember a great comedian and get grossed out by his transphobia. We watched Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, knowing his stance on vaccines, the talking ass is appropriate.
Join the Patreon! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers)
- For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces the upcoming movies and you get Mission Briefing Back Catalog.
- For $3: You get the entire back catalog and a new Mission Briefing every other month. (There are already two up!)
- For $5: You get a bonus episode a month (on top of the Mission Briefing) (Last month we covered the 13th Warrior and on this vampire themed October we are covering From Dusk til Dawn).
- For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. We have up riffs by Cineprov including Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Wasp Woman, and Batman Forever. We have a Myopia Commentary on Star Wars – Episode II: Attack of the Clone. Note: This is audio you sync with the movie.
- For $50: You get to pick a movie we cover. (Note: This tier is limited).
Also, because you love us, find us everywhere! Like Facebook! Or the Facebook Fan Group! Or Twitter! Or Letterboxd! Or the Fancy Website! We are also available wherever you are too! Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, TuneIn and Alexa, Podbean, Listen Notes, YouTube, everywhere! Coming soon to Pandora, iHeartRadio, and Deezer.
How will Ace Venture: Pet Detective Hold up
Host: Nic
Panel: Daniel, Nur and Matthew… Read the rest
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255: Bram Stoker’s Dracula
This week we round out a month of vampire flicks with the most true attempt to retell the tale, We watched Bram Stoker’s Dracula, come for the butthead hair cut, stay for Wynona Rider sucking off Gary Oldman. You heard me.
Join the Patreon! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers)
- For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces the upcoming movies and you get Mission Briefing Back Catalog.
- For $3: You get the entire back catalog and a new Mission Briefing every other month. (There are already two up!)
- For $5: You get a bonus episode a month (on top of the Mission Briefing) (Last month we covered the 13th Warrior and on this vampire themed October we are covering From Dusk til Dawn).
- For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. We have up riffs by Cineprov including Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Wasp Woman, and Batman Forever. We have a Myopia Commentary on Star Wars – Episode II: Attack of the Clone. Note: This is audio you sync with the movie.
- For $50: You get to pick a movie we cover. (Note: This tier is limited).
Also, because you love us, find us everywhere! Like Facebook! Or the Facebook Fan Group! Or Twitter! Or Letterboxd! Or the Fancy Website! We are also available wherever you are too! Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, TuneIn and Alexa, Podbean, Listen Notes, YouTube, everywhere! Coming soon to Pandora, iHeartRadio, and Deezer.
How will Bram Stoker’s Dracula Hold up
Host: Nic
Panel: Charlie, Daniel, and Matthew… Read the rest
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254: Halloween 3: Season of the Witch
This week we take a quick sojourn away from our vampire month, to get into the Halloweeny spirit. With only three more days til Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, three more days til Halloween, we visit Silver Shamrock! We watched Halloween 3: Season of the Witch, a doctor’s journey with horny alcoholism.
Join the Patreon! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers)
- For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces the upcoming movies and you get Mission Briefing Back Catalog.
- For $3: You get the entire back catalog and a new Mission Briefing every other month. (There are already two up!)
- For $5: You get a bonus episode a month (on top of the Mission Briefing) (Last month we covered the 13th Warrior and on this vampire themed October we are covering From Dusk til Dawn).
- For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. We have up riffs by Cineprov including Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Wasp Woman, and Batman Forever. We have a Myopia Commentary on Star Wars – Episode II: Attack of the Clone. Note: This is audio you sync with the movie.
- For $50: You get to pick a movie we cover. (Note: This tier is limited).
Also, because you love us, find us everywhere! Like Facebook! Or the Facebook Fan Group! Or Twitter! Or Letterboxd! Or the Fancy Website! We are also available wherever you are too! Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, TuneIn and Alexa, Podbean, Listen Notes, YouTube, everywhere! Coming soon to Pandora, iHeartRadio, and Deezer.
How will Halloween 3: Season of the Witch hold up?Host: Nic
Panel: Jeremy, Daniel, and Matthew… Read the rest
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253: From Dusk Til Dawn
This week we watch a surprise vampire flick! So many surprises! Quentin Tarantino as a lead actor? Sure! Vampires only in the third act? Why not! Vampire Strip club? Who are you, Blade? We saw From Dusk til Dawn, Okay hard drinkers, let’s drink hard. I’m buyin’!
Join the Patreon! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers)
- For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces the upcoming movies and you get Mission Briefing Back Catalog.
- For $3: You get the entire back catalog and a new Mission Briefing every other month. (There are already two up!)
- For $5: You get a bonus episode a month (on top of the Mission Briefing) (Last month we covered the 13th Warrior and on this vampire themed October we are covering From Dusk til Dawn).
- For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. We have up riffs by Cineprov including Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Wasp Woman, and Batman Forever. We have a Myopia Commentary on Star Wars – Episode II: Attack of the Clone. Note: This is audio you sync with the movie.
- For $50: You get to pick a movie we cover. (Note: This tier is limited).
Also, because you love us, find us everywhere! Like Facebook! Or the Facebook Fan Group! Or Twitter! Or Letterboxd! Or the Fancy Website! We are also available wherever you are too! Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, TuneIn and Alexa, Podbean, Listen Notes, YouTube, everywhere! Coming soon to Pandora, iHeartRadio, and Deezer.
How will From Dusk til Dawn hold up?Host: Nic
Panel: Jeremy, Daniel, and Matthew… Read the rest
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252: Queen of the Damned
This week on Myopia Movies, we learn the only music great enough to wake a Vampire is Korn. We watched a nu-metal movie for our nu episode, Queen of the Damned, the disappointing sequel to Interview with the Vampire.
Join the Patreon! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers)- For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces the upcoming movies and you get Mission Briefing Back Catalog.
- For $3: You get the entire back catalog and a new Mission Briefing every other month. (There are already two up!)
- For $5: You get a bonus episode a month (on top of the Mission Briefing) (Last month we covered the 13th Warrior and on this vampire themed October we are covering From Dusk til Dawn).
- For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. We have up riffs by Cineprov including Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Wasp Woman, and Batman Forever. We have a Myopia Commentary on Star Wars – Episode II: Attack of the Clone. Note: This is audio you sync with the movie.
- For $50: You get to pick a movie we cover. (Note: This tier is limited).
Also, because you love us, find us everywhere! Like Facebook! Or the Facebook Fan Group! Or Twitter! Or Letterboxd! Or the Fancy Website! We are also available wherever you are too! Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, TuneIn and Alexa, Podbean, Listen Notes, YouTube, everywhere! Coming soon to Pandora, iHeartRadio, and Deezer.
How will Queen of the Damned hold up?Host: Nic
Panel: Charlie, Daniel, and Nur … Read the rest
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251: Twilight
This week on Myopia Movies, we see what all the fuss is about! We watched Twilight, our first black and white film.
Join the Patreon! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers)- For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces the upcoming movies and you get Mission Briefing Back Catalog.
- For $3: You get the entire back catalog and a new Mission Briefing every other month. (There are already two up!)
- For $5: You get a bonus episode a month (on top of the Mission Briefing) (Last month we covered the 13th Warrior and on this vampire themed October we are covering From Dusk til Dawn).
- For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. We have up riffs by Cineprov including Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Wasp Woman, and Batman Forever. We have a Myopia Commentary on Star Wars – Episode II: Attack of the Clone. Note: This is audio you sync with the movie.
- For $50: You get to pick a movie we cover. (Note: This tier is limited).
Also, because you love us, find us everywhere! Like Facebook! Or the Facebook Fan Group! Or Twitter! Or Letterboxd! Or the Fancy Website! We are also available wherever you are too! Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, TuneIn and Alexa, Podbean, Listen Notes, YouTube, everywhere! Coming soon to Pandora, iHeartRadio, and Deezer.
How will Twilight hold up?Host: Nic
Panel: Daniel, Jeremy, and Matthew