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This week we watch the British version of Spy Hard, but you know, good. Could’ve used a “Weird” Al song though….we watched Johnny English!

How will Johnny English hold up?

Host: Jon

Panel: Nic, Daniel

Directed by Peter Howitt

This week watch some classic James Bond, Casino Royale! No, not the good one, the Woody Allen one. You read that right. 

How will Casino Royale hold up? 

Host: Jon

Panel: Nic, Daniel

This week we do the Avengers movie everyone thinks of, the one with Ralph Fiennes. We watched The Avengers (1998), man, when Sean Connery does spite, he really nails it. 

How will The Avengers (1998) hold up?

Host: Jon

Panel: Nic, Steve, Matthew

This week we crack out three seashells and have sex with an Occulus visor. We watched Demolition Man, the movie that shows us the horror of a non-violent society. 

How will Demolition Man hold up? 

Host: Nic

Panel: Matthew, Daniel

This week on Myopia Movies, we dive into the explosive world of buddy cop chaos with our latest episode on Rush Hour 2. Join us as we unravel the mystery of how Jackie Chan’s impeccable martial arts and Chris Tucker’s endless chatter somehow make for cinematic gold. We’ll explore the finer points of high-kicking action and laugh-out-loud banter, all while questioning why these two keep finding themselves in increasingly ridiculous situations. Spoiler: It’s because we love it. Tune in for a whirlwind tour of Hong Kong and Las Vegas that will leave you wondering if you, too, could survive a casino brawl and still have time for a comedy routine.

How will Rush Hour 2 hold up?

Host: Nur

Panel: Nic, Alex, Keiko

Welcome back to another episode of “Myopia Movies,” where we strap in for the cinematic car crash you can’t look away from! This week, we embark on a journey to the lunar land of broken dreams and bad investments with Adventures of Pluto Nash.

Picture this: Eddie Murphy in space. Sounds promising, right? Well, hold onto your moon boots because this isn’t the star-studded, sci-fi spectacular you might imagine. Instead, it’s a $100 million black hole of comedy that makes you question everything—your taste in movies, your life choices, and even the concept of money itself.

Join us as we dissect the plot—or the lack thereof—of this lunar lunacy, featuring a club owner who dreams of… well, owning a club. From the laughable special effects to the “did-they-really-think-this-was-funny?” dialogue, we’ll navigate the rocky terrain of one of Hollywood’s most notorious box office bombs.

So, buckle up and prepare for a mission to the dark side of the moon, where the only thing lower than gravity is the bar for comedy. Adventures of Pluto Nash: It’s out of this world… and straight into the bargain bin.

How will Adventures of Pluto Nash hold up?

Host: Nur

Panel: Keiko, Nic, Charlie, Daniel

Directed by: Ron Underwood

This week we learn why to bless your golf clubs. This week we watch Dogma, schnoogans! Join us as we dive into the irreverent and hilarious world of Kevin Smith’s “Dogma”! This week, we dissect the film’s blend of divine comedy, theological debates, and pop culture references. From fallen angels to holy bartenders, nothing is sacred as we explore the movie’s wit, wisdom, and wackiness. Tune in for a celestial laugh fest where no dogma is left unchallenged!

How will Dogma hold up?

Host: Nur

Panel: Nic, Charlie, Candace.

Directed by: Kevin Smith

Starring: Ben Affleck, Matt Damon, Linda Fiorentino, Jason Mewes, Chris Rock, Salma Hayek, Alan Rickman, Jason Lee, George Carlin

Welcome to another episode of Myopia Movies! This week, we dive into the thrilling, edge-of-your-seat excitement of Unbreakable. Yes, that’s right, the 2000 classic where Bruce Willis discovers his superpower: looking perpetually confused and slightly bored. 

Join us as we unravel the mystery of how a movie about a guy who can’t get hurt manages to hurt our attention spans. We’ll discuss Samuel L. Jackson’s role as Mr. Glass, a villain whose evil plan involves extensive knowledge of comic books and a truly enviable collection of turtlenecks. 

Get ready to break down every slow-motion scene, every cryptic conversation, and every moment you wondered if M. Night Shyamalan was pulling an elaborate prank on all of us. Is Unbreakable a misunderstood masterpiece or just an elaborate exercise in testing your patience? Tune in and find out!

Don’t miss it!

How will Unbreakable hold up? 

Host: Jon

Panel: Nic, Keiko, Daniel

Director: M. Night Shyamalan

This week on Myopia Movies, we lace up our roller skates and journey back to the glitter-soaked fever dream that is Xanadu. Join us as we watch Olivia Newton-John and a surprisingly spry Gene Kelly sing and skate their way through a plot so thin you could roller disco right through it. We’ll break down the movie’s mix of Greek muses, neon lights, and baffling dance numbers, and ask the burning question: Is this a cult classic or just a 96-minute music video that got wildly out of hand? Grab your glow sticks, because this is one trip to Xanadu you won’t soon forget.

How will Xanadu hold up?

Host: Charlie Rose

Panel: Keiko, Matthew, Nic

This week on Myopia Movies, we dive into the dark, brooding, and oh-so-edgy world of Constantine. Marvel as Keanu Reeves chain-smokes his way through a film that somehow mixes theology, horror, and noir into a cocktail of supernatural shenanigans. Join us as we explore why this movie’s take on angels and demons is as subtle as a sledgehammer and why it’s the cult classic you love to hate—or hate to love.

How will Constantine hold up? 

Host: Nic