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201: Hackers
This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood we dust of an AOL disc with 100 free hours! What a deal! We watched Hackers, the sexiest movie about hackers since Silicone Valley (the porno version of Silicon Valley).
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Want to see a funny show, in fact, Creative Loafing’s People’s Choice Award for Best Comedy Show? Cineprov is riffing at the Plaza May 2nd and I will be on this episode! We will be riffing on the movie Boogeyman (1980) Weeee!
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How will Hackers stand when we put it on trial?
Host: Nic
Public Defendant: Scott
Panel: Matthew, Daniel… Read the rest -
200: The Breakfast Club
This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we reinforce the cliches of high school, root for a man who grabs an unwilling teenager by the crotch, and witness an authority figure threaten and hit a child. We watched the Trump Documentary, I mean, The Breakfast Club, will you forget about me?
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Want to see a funny show, in fact, Creative Loafing’s People’s Choice Award for Best Comedy Show? Cineprov is riffing at the Plaza Saturday! Usually we perform today, but instead this Saturday, we will be doing a special Saturday show on the Roger Corman Fantastic Four!
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How will The Breakfast Club stand when we put it on trial?
Host: Nic
Public Defendant: Lauren
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199: Inspector Gadget
After technical issues, we are starting Public Defender Month with a selection from Kels on our Twitter feed who selected the movie that proves, after accidentally killing a man, Matthew Broderick will act in anything. We watched Inspector Gadget, how do you get such a simple movie so very wrong?
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Interested in stroking my ego and seeing me live? Well, after doing the bizzare Hanger 18, we have decided to not cover the sequel Hanger 19, Hangerin’ for More! Instead we are covering the Roger Corman not released cult classic Fantastic Four! As a special Saturday episode on April 20th!
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How will Inspector Gadget stand when we put it on trial?
Host: Nic
Public Defendant: Kels
Panel: Matthew, Daniel, Kelsey… Read the rest -
198: Finding Neverland
This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood we watch a movie in which Johnny Depp takes advantage of friendship for profit, leaving people disappointed in him…awkard. We watched Finding Neverland, Dustin Hoffman is in this because he played Captain Hook in Hook…sigh…
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Interested in stroking my ego and seeing me live? Well, after doing the bizzare Hanger 18, we have decided to not cover the sequel Hanger 19, Hangerin’ for More! Instead we are covering the Roger Corman not released cult classic Fantastic Four! As a special Saturday episode on April 20th!
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How will Finding Neverland stand when we put it on trial?
Host: Nic Hoffmann
Defendant: Dan
Panel: Daniel, Matthew… Read the rest
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197: 101 Dalmatians (Live – 1996)
This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we learn that video games are made by only one person. We watched the Disney live action remake, 101 Dalmatians, man Glenn Close really showed up for an embarrassing movie.
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Interested in stroking my ego and seeing me live? Well, after doing the bizzare Hanger 18, we have decided to not cover the sequel Hanger 19, Hangerin’ for More! Instead we are covering the Roger Corman not released cult classic Fantastic Four! As a special Saturday episode on April 20th!
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How will 101 Dalmatians (Live Action – 1996) stand when we put it on trial?
Host: Nic
Defendant: Daniel
Panel: Matthew, Charlie… Read the rest -
196: 101 Dalmatians (Animated)
This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we learn about clothing alternatives. We watched the Disney Animated Classic, 101 Dalmatians, so the name Cruella De Vil didn’t raise any flags, huh…weird how she was the villian.
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Interested in stroking my ego and seeing me live? Well, after doing the bizzare Hanger 18, we have decided to not cover the sequel Hanger 19, Hangerin’ for More! Instead we are covering the Roger Corman not released cult classic Fantastic Four! As a special Saturday episode on April 20th!
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How will 101 Dalmatians (Animated -1961) stand when we put it on trial?
Host: Nic
Defendant: Daniel
Panel: Matthew, Charlie… Read the rest -
195: The Nutty Professor (Remake – 1996)
This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we get excited and just can’t hide it. We saw Nutty Professor (Remake – 1996), man remember when Eddie Murphy had a career. I bet there is at least one prostitute who remembers….
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Interested in stroking my ego and seeing me live? Well, after doing the bizzare Hanger 18, we have decided to not cover the sequel Hanger 19, Hangerin’ for More! Instead we are covering the Roger Corman not released cult classic Fantastic Four! As a special Saturday episode on April 20th!
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How will The Nutty Professor (Original – 1996) stand when we put it on trial?
Host: Nic
Defendant: Daniel
Panel: Matthew, Kelsey… Read the rest -
194: The Nutty Professor (Original – 1963)
This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we see the origin of Professor Frink. We watched the Jerry Lewis classic The Nutty Professor (Original – 1963), so the hero who learns something still gets the girls at the end, but the girl is his student…the 1960s were weird…
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Interested in stroking my ego and seeing me live? Well if you are getting this the day it comes out, my comedy troupe Cineprov is riffing Hanger 18 today at the Plaza!
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How will The Nutty Professor (Original – 1963) stand when we put it on trial?
Host: Nic
Defendant: Daniel
Panel: Daniel, Adam, Lauren… Read the rest -
193: Alice in Wonderland (1999 – Made for TV Movie)
This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we try to convince Daniel that Alice in Wonderland (the book) is as undeciferable as the movie. We watched Alice in Wonder! No, not that one, or that one, the one with Christopher Lloyd, Gene Wilder, and Haggrid. No, not that one either.
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Interested in stroking my ego and seeing me live? Well, I am a member of Cineprov (or on Facebook), we riff movies like MST3K (which one of our members wrote for on Netflix) or Rifftrax. Recently, we have riffed Road House, Gamera: The Invincible, WarGames, Halloween VI: The Curse of Michael Myers, Troll 2, Rocky IV, and The Year without Santa Claus (see full list since the return in 2017 here). We perform at the Plaza Theater in Atlanta, the first Thursday of the month. Join us in March for Hanger 18!
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How will Alice in Wonderland stand when we put it on trial?
Host: Nic
Defendant: Thomas
Panel: Daniel, Charlie and Matthew… Read the rest -
192: Danger Island (AKA The Presence)
This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we learned where June Lockheart was hiding. We watched the 1992 TV movie that is mostly LOST, Danger Island (AKA The Presence, after the pilot was not picked up). Matthew chose this movie because the evil government plan has the same name as my daughter. Whee!!!
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Interested in stroking my ego and seeing me live? Well, I am a member of Cineprov (or on Facebook), we riff movies like MST3K (which one of our members wrote for on Netflix) or Rifftrax. Recently, we have riffed Road House, Gamera: The Invincible, WarGames, Halloween VI: The Curse of Michael Myers, Troll 2, Rocky IV, and The Year without Santa Claus (see full list since the return in 2017 here). We perform at the Plaza Theater in Atlanta, the first Thursday of the month. Join us in March for Hanger 18!
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How will Danger Island stand when we put it on trial?
Host: Nic
Panel: Daniel, Charlie and Matthew… Read the rest