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This Week on Myopia Movies: We Dive into the Prehistoric Puzzler, “We’re Back! A Dinosaur’s Story”

Join us as we unearth the cinematic fossil that is “We’re Back! A Dinosaur’s Story,” where the idea of dinosaurs roaming modern New York City is somehow not the most unbelievable part. This week, we’re peeling back the layers of this animated onion, revealing that beneath the surface, it’s just more onion. Witness the mind-bending reality where dinosaurs wear clothes, eat hot dogs, and avoid existential dread by singing. Bring your paleontology hats and a healthy dose of disbelief, because we’re about to find out how a Rex with tiny arms manages more emotional depth than some of our guest stars.

How will We’re Back! hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Keiko and Kellie

Directored by Phil Nibbelink, Simon Wells, Dick Zondag
Starring: John Goodman, Charles Fleischer, Blaze Berdahl, Rhea Perlman, Jay Leno, Felicity Kendal, Walter Cronkite, Julia Child, Kenneth Mars, Yeardley Smith, Martin Short

This week we watch Disney’s first attempt at a superhero picture, Iron Man fights the Nazi’s! We watched The Rocketeer, the movie that shows the dangers of alcohol. 

How will The Rocketeer hold up? 

Host: Daniel

Panel: Matthew, Lauren, Charlie. 

Directed by Joe Johnston

This week on Myopia Movies, we watch a remake, that was not asked for, not needed, missed the point, but boldly had Night Vision! We watched Rollerball (2002) and saw Rebecca Romjin naked in a PG 13 Movie as the director of Die Hard imagines the horrors of 2005! 

How will Rollerball (2002) hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Matthew, Keiko, Nur

Welcome to Myopia Movies, this week we wish there was mo Emilio! We watched Mighty Ducks 3, the search for more money. 

How will Mighty Ducks 3 hold up? 

Host: Nic

This week on Myopia Movies, we watch a family film about dog fighting! We watched Pokemon: The First Movie, a film about GMOs, Euthanasia, and power no children should have. 

How will Pokemon: The First Movie hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Daniel, Alex, Keiko, and Nur

Directed by Kunihiko Yuyama
Starring Veronica Taylor, Rachael Lillis, Eric Stuart, Rica Matsumoto

This week on Myopia Movies, we are traumatized by another movie about flying by the director of Air Force One. Join us for childhood changing moments with The NeverEnding Story!

How will The NeverEnding Story hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Kellie, Jon, Daniel.

Directed by Wolfgang Petersen

This week we call the exterminator and do a deep cleaning. We finish Quinntober with the Guillermo del Toro creature feature Mimic (1997). The movie that has makes us afraid of CDC efforts to end malaria. 

How will Mimic (1997) hold up?

Host: Matthew 

Welcome by to a Quinntober Episode of Myopia! We are talking about the bespandexed and coweled Indiana Batman knock-off, The Phantom! 

How will The Phantom hold up? 

Host: Matthew

Panel: Nic and Candace, and Nur(?)

This week of Quinntober we join two familiar faces as they shoot lions. We watched The Ghost and the Darkness, the movie where a British white savior isn’t enough; you need an American as well.

How will the Ghost and the Darkness hold up?

Host: Matthew

Panel: Nic, Nur, and Candace

This week on Myopia Movies, would you look at that, it is Quinntober an entirely Matt Quinn programmed month, so we, of course are starting with a Sci-Fi Fantasy Movie, where priest warrior Paul Bettany fights vampires when the theocratic world government Catholic Church claims they have all been eliminated. Yup…Holy Hell this movie is nuts. Episode 450! Woo!

How will Priest (2011) hold up?

Host: Matthew Quinn

Panel: Nic and Charlie Rose

Directed by Scott Stewart
Starring: Paul Bettany, Cam Gigandet, Maggie Q, Karl Urban, Lily Collins, Brad Dourif, Stephen Moyer, Christopher Plummer