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This week on Myopia Movies, we watch a remake, that was not asked for, not needed, missed the point, but boldly had Night Vision! We watched Rollerball (2002) and saw Rebecca Romjin naked in a PG 13 Movie as the director of Die Hard imagines the horrors of 2005! 

How will Rollerball (2002) hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Matthew, Keiko, Nur

Welcome to Myopia Movies, this week we wish there was mo Emilio! We watched Mighty Ducks 3, the search for more money. 

How will Mighty Ducks 3 hold up? 

Host: Nic

This week on Myopia Movies, we watch a family film about dog fighting! We watched Pokemon: The First Movie, a film about GMOs, Euthanasia, and power no children should have. 

How will Pokemon: The First Movie hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Daniel, Alex, Keiko, and Nur

Directed by Kunihiko Yuyama
Starring Veronica Taylor, Rachael Lillis, Eric Stuart, Rica Matsumoto

This week on Myopia Movies, we are traumatized by another movie about flying by the director of Air Force One. Join us for childhood changing moments with The NeverEnding Story!

How will The NeverEnding Story hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Kellie, Jon, Daniel.

Directed by Wolfgang Petersen

This week we call the exterminator and do a deep cleaning. We finish Quinntober with the Guillermo del Toro creature feature Mimic (1997). The movie that has makes us afraid of CDC efforts to end malaria. 

How will Mimic (1997) hold up?

Host: Matthew 

Welcome by to a Quinntober Episode of Myopia! We are talking about the bespandexed and coweled Indiana Batman knock-off, The Phantom! 

How will The Phantom hold up? 

Host: Matthew

Panel: Nic and Candace, and Nur(?)

This week of Quinntober we join two familiar faces as they shoot lions. We watched The Ghost and the Darkness, the movie where a British white savior isn’t enough; you need an American as well.

How will the Ghost and the Darkness hold up?

Host: Matthew

Panel: Nic, Nur, and Candace

This week on Myopia Movies, would you look at that, it is Quinntober an entirely Matt Quinn programmed month, so we, of course are starting with a Sci-Fi Fantasy Movie, where priest warrior Paul Bettany fights vampires when the theocratic world government Catholic Church claims they have all been eliminated. Yup…Holy Hell this movie is nuts. Episode 450! Woo!

How will Priest (2011) hold up?

Host: Matthew Quinn

Panel: Nic and Charlie Rose

Directed by Scott Stewart
Starring: Paul Bettany, Cam Gigandet, Maggie Q, Karl Urban, Lily Collins, Brad Dourif, Stephen Moyer, Christopher Plummer

This week on Myopia Movies we finish our Romantic Month with a movie directed by one of the Airplane guys. We watched Ghost, the movie where Tony Goldwyn enters the ranks of greatest on-screen deaths. 

How will Ghost hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Daniel, Nur, Keiko

As we stretch this Romantic Month in to week four, how long is this shortest month, we watch the movie that brought Julia Roberts into our hearts. We saw Pretty Woman, everyone’s favorite PG13 movie about prostitution.

How will Pretty Woman hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Lauren, Keiko, Nur