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462: Xanadu
This week on Myopia Movies, we lace up our roller skates and journey back to the glitter-soaked fever dream that is Xanadu. Join us as we watch Olivia Newton-John and a surprisingly spry Gene Kelly sing and skate their way through a plot so thin you could roller disco right through it. We’ll break down the movie’s mix of Greek muses, neon lights, and baffling dance numbers, and ask the burning question: Is this a cult classic or just a 96-minute music video that got wildly out of hand? Grab your glow sticks, because this is one trip to Xanadu you won’t soon forget.
How will Xanadu hold up?
Host: Charlie Rose
Panel: Keiko, Matthew, Nic
Director: Robert Greenwald
Starring: Olivia Newton-John, Michael Beck, Gene Kelly, James Sloyan, Dimitra Arliss, Katie Hanley, Fred McCarren, Renn Woods, Sandahl Bergman… Read the rest -
461: Constantine (2005)
This week on Myopia Movies, we dive into the dark, brooding, and oh-so-edgy world of Constantine. Marvel as Keanu Reeves chain-smokes his way through a film that somehow mixes theology, horror, and noir into a cocktail of supernatural shenanigans. Join us as we explore why this movie’s take on angels and demons is as subtle as a sledgehammer and why it’s the cult classic you love to hate—or hate to love.
How will Constantine hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Daniel, Keiko, Alex, Dan… Read the rest
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460: We’re Back
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459: The Rocketeer
This week we watch Disney’s first attempt at a superhero picture, Iron Man fights the Nazi’s! We watched The Rocketeer, the movie that shows the dangers of alcohol.
How will The Rocketeer hold up?
Host: Daniel
Panel: Matthew, Lauren, Charlie.
Directed by Joe Johnston
Starring: Billy Campbell, Jennifer Connelly, Alan Arkin, Timothy Dalton, Paul Sorvino, Terry O’Quinn, Ed Lauter, James Handy, Robert Miranda, Jon Polito, William Sanderson… Read the rest
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457: Rollerball (2002)
This week on Myopia Movies, we watch a remake, that was not asked for, not needed, missed the point, but boldly had Night Vision! We watched Rollerball (2002) and saw Rebecca Romjin naked in a PG 13 Movie as the director of Die Hard imagines the horrors of 2005!
How will Rollerball (2002) hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Matthew, Keiko, Nur
Directed by John McTiernan
Starring: Chris Klein, Jean Reno, LL Cool J, Rebecca Romijn, Naveen Andrews… Read the rest -
455: Pokemon: The First Movie
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454: The NeverEnding Story
This week on Myopia Movies, we are traumatized by another movie about flying by the director of Air Force One. Join us for childhood changing moments with The NeverEnding Story!
How will The NeverEnding Story hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Kellie, Jon, Daniel.
Directed by Wolfgang Petersen
Starring: Noah Hathaway, Barret Oliver, Tami Stronach, Gerald McRaney… Read the rest
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453: Mimic (1997)
This week we call the exterminator and do a deep cleaning. We finish Quinntober with the Guillermo del Toro creature feature Mimic (1997). The movie that has makes us afraid of CDC efforts to end malaria.
How will Mimic (1997) hold up?
Host: Matthew
Panel: Nic and Charlie… Read the rest
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451: The Phantom
Welcome by to a Quinntober Episode of Myopia! We are talking about the bespandexed and coweled Indiana Batman knock-off, The Phantom!
How will The Phantom hold up?
Host: Matthew
Panel: Nic and Candace, and Nur(?)
Directed by Simon Wincer
Starring: Billy Zane, Kristy Swanson, Treat Williams, Catherine Zeta-Jones, James Remar, Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, Patrick McGoohan… Read the rest