This week on Myopia Movies, we visit merry old English with Englishman Robert Downey Jr.!  Witness the raw sexual tension between Jude Law and Robert Downey Jr., sexual tension between Rachel McAdams, and Jude Law, the camera and Jude Law, and the audience and Jude Law!

How will Sherlock Holmes hold up?

Hosted by: Nic
Co-Host: Daniel

Guest: Nur, Charlie, and Candace

Directed by Guy Ritchie

This week on Myopia Movies, we release a classic episode from the archives, The Great Mouse Detective. Disney in the dark years tackling Sherlock Holmes, with a musical number by Vincent Price. Yup. Also, some interesting early CGI and mice in lingerie in a kickline.

How will The Great Mouse Detective hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Matthew, Daniel

Directored by Ron Clements, Burny Mattinson, David Michener

This week on Myopia Movies, we get seduced by a werewolf while helping our wife recover from emotional stress after nearly being killed by a serial killer. Yup. We watched the Howling, the Werewolf movie where werewolves don’t show up for almost 45 minutes. 

How will The Howling hold up?

Host: Nic

Co-Host: Matthew, Daniel, and Nur

This week we watch Ryan Reynolds fight CGI nonsense! Which of course is different from the fact that his suite here is CGI or X-Men Origins Wolverine where he becomes CGI nonsense. We watched Green Lantern: In Brightest Day and Darkest Night, yada yada yada, I HAVE THE POWER!!!!! Or something like that….

We wanted to visit the DC Cinematic Universe in time for Black Adam! So we turn to Goldeneye, Mask of Zorro and Casino Royale’s own Martin Campbell.

How will Green Lantern hold up?

Host: Nic Hoffmann

Panel: Candace, Daniel, Nur, and Charlie

This week we watch some damn incredible Rick Baker effects. We watched An American Werewolf in London, who doesn’t love a horror comedy that is actually funny? 

How does An American Werewolf in London hold up?

Host: Nic 

Co-Host: Nur, Matthew and Daniel

In an effort to fully break the mind of my co-host Daniel, we tackled the second Twilight Saga Movie: New Moon, the moon is for werewolf! In fact, I haven’t listened to his edit yet, it may just be 90 minutes of screaming and sobbing, like a creepypasta or post hot wings night bathroom review. 

This week we learn that Edward is a liar: “This is the last time you’ll ever see me. I won’t come back, and you can go on with your life without any interference from me. It’ll be like I never existed, I promise.” BULLSHIT, there are like three more movies after this! We watched Twilight: New Moon, mouth breathing edition. 

Host: Nic 

Cohost: Daniel, Matthew

Guest: Charlie Rose

This week we visit Stephen King with Silver Bullet. This movie has it all, one of the Coreys, Gary Busey, and a werewolf. Enjoy!

How will Silver Bullet hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Matthew, Daniel

This week we have the power! We watched The Masters of the Universe, The universe is power – pure, unstoppable power! And I am that force, I am that power! KNEEL BEFORE YOUR MASTER!

Will Masters of the Universe hold up?

Host: Nic

Co-host: Daniel

Guests: Candace and Charlie

In honor of the fact that it is taking place now, we watched 1973’s Soylent Green! It’s podcast, SOYLENT GREEN IS A PODCAST! 

How will Soylent Green hold up?

Host: Nic Hoffmann

Co-host: Daniel, Matt

Guest: Charlie

This week on Myopia Movies, the Lorax gets his revenge! We finish our M. Night Shyamalan Month with the Mark Wahlberg vehicle, The Happening! All I want to know is if hot dog guy makes it!

How will the Happening hold up?

Host: Nic

Co-hosts: Matthew and Daniel 

Written, Directed, and Produced by M. Night Shyamalan.