In honor of the 20th Anniversary of the release of the The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, we are covering The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Rings and the Two Towers back to back. Will we make it? CAN WE SURVIVE? WILL IT MAKE ME WANT TO WATCH THE HOBBIT TRILOGY FINALLY?  WILL IT BE THE FARTHEST FROM HOME I HAVE EVER BEEN?

Host: Nic

Panel: Daniel, Charlie, Kellie

This week on Myopia Movies, in honor of the new TV show, we celebrate the Warwick Davis and Val Kilmer in a LucasFilm and Ron Howard classic. We watched Willow and the last thing we are going to want is a hairy chest!

How will Willow hold up?

Host: Nic

Co-Host: Daniel and Matthew

Guest: Charlie, Nur, and Candace

Directed by Ron Howard
Written by George Lucas (story by) and Bob Dolman(screenplay by)
Starring: Val Kilmer, Joanne Whalley, Warwick Davis, Jean Marsh, Billy Barty, Gavan O’Herlihy, Kevin Pollak

This week on Myopia Movies, in honor of Tim Burton’s Addams Family reboot, we watched the classic sequel to the classic 1990s movie, the Addams Family Values! Join us as we talk about the hilarious cast and a trip to summer camp!

How will Addams Family Values hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Jon and Daniel

This week, in honor of Black Panther: Wakanda Forever, we revisit Marvel Town. Now, the original Black Panther is too good for what we do here, so instead we visit the Ray Stevenson bloodbath that is Punisher: War Zone. Does this have torture? People bleeding out from axe wounds? Hell yea! Take that Disney!

How will Punisher War Zone hold up?

Host: Nic 

Guests: Dan and Evan

This week on Myopia Movies, we visit merry old English with Englishman Robert Downey Jr.!  Witness the raw sexual tension between Jude Law and Robert Downey Jr., sexual tension between Rachel McAdams, and Jude Law, the camera and Jude Law, and the audience and Jude Law!

How will Sherlock Holmes hold up?

Hosted by: Nic
Co-Host: Daniel

Guest: Nur, Charlie, and Candace

Directed by Guy Ritchie

This week on Myopia Movies, we release a classic episode from the archives, The Great Mouse Detective. Disney in the dark years tackling Sherlock Holmes, with a musical number by Vincent Price. Yup. Also, some interesting early CGI and mice in lingerie in a kickline.

How will The Great Mouse Detective hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Matthew, Daniel

Directored by Ron Clements, Burny Mattinson, David Michener

This week on Myopia Movies, we get seduced by a werewolf while helping our wife recover from emotional stress after nearly being killed by a serial killer. Yup. We watched the Howling, the Werewolf movie where werewolves don’t show up for almost 45 minutes. 

How will The Howling hold up?

Host: Nic

Co-Host: Matthew, Daniel, and Nur

This week we watch Ryan Reynolds fight CGI nonsense! Which of course is different from the fact that his suite here is CGI or X-Men Origins Wolverine where he becomes CGI nonsense. We watched Green Lantern: In Brightest Day and Darkest Night, yada yada yada, I HAVE THE POWER!!!!! Or something like that….

We wanted to visit the DC Cinematic Universe in time for Black Adam! So we turn to Goldeneye, Mask of Zorro and Casino Royale’s own Martin Campbell.

How will Green Lantern hold up?

Host: Nic Hoffmann

Panel: Candace, Daniel, Nur, and Charlie

This week we watch some damn incredible Rick Baker effects. We watched An American Werewolf in London, who doesn’t love a horror comedy that is actually funny? 

How does An American Werewolf in London hold up?

Host: Nic 

Co-Host: Nur, Matthew and Daniel

In an effort to fully break the mind of my co-host Daniel, we tackled the second Twilight Saga Movie: New Moon, the moon is for werewolf! In fact, I haven’t listened to his edit yet, it may just be 90 minutes of screaming and sobbing, like a creepypasta or post hot wings night bathroom review. 

This week we learn that Edward is a liar: “This is the last time you’ll ever see me. I won’t come back, and you can go on with your life without any interference from me. It’ll be like I never existed, I promise.” BULLSHIT, there are like three more movies after this! We watched Twilight: New Moon, mouth breathing edition. 

Host: Nic 

Cohost: Daniel, Matthew

Guest: Charlie Rose