This week we tackle the movie that made me stop watching M. Night Shyamalan The Village! Enjoy monsters! Blindness! And whatever developmental issue that Adrian Brody is supposed to have!

How will the Village hold up? 

Host: Nic

Co-host: Matthew 

Written, Produced, and Directed by M. Night Shyamalan
Starring Sigourney Weaver, William Hurt, Joaquin Phoenix, Bryce Dallas Howard, Adrien Brody, Brendan Gleeson, Cherry Jones, Judy Greer, Michael Pitt, Jesse Eisenberg and M. Night Shyamalan 

Note: There are audio issues with this file. I have cleaned them up some, but, there is still some artifacting. Sorry about that. Nic

This week we continue the M. Night-a-thon with the first M. Night movie to lose money, Lady in the Water! This movie has it all! A mostly naked Bryce Dallas Howard (who is mostly mute), a starring role for M. Night, and Paul Giamatti with a stutter because his family was slaughtered…look out for a scrunt!

How will Lady in the Water hold up?

Host: Nic

Co-Hosts: Matthew and Daniel

This week on Myopia Movies, we start our M. Night Shyamamonth! The twist is that it will start halfway through the month and end halfway through the next! In honor of the 20th Anniversary, we are going to talk Signs, the reason I haven’t gone to a birthday party in South America.

As we have been doing, we will announce in advance the next film! In fact, in honor of the theme month, we will tell you the whole line up of this Shyamalan-ebration!

Signs
18-Aug
Lady in the Water
25-Aug
The Village
1-Sep
The Happening
8-Sep

Host: Nic Hoffmann

Cohost: Matthew Quinn

Directed, Written, Produced by M. Night Shyamalan
Starring: Mel Gibson, Joaquin Phoenix, Rory Culkin, Abigail Breslin, Cherry Jones, M. Night Shyamalan

This month we continue the celebration of the return to new episodes and talk the first Vin Diesel starring vehicle, XXX! We live for this shit! Well, maybe not this movie in particular….

How does XXX (not pornography) hold up?

Host: Nic

Starring: Daniel

Guest Star: Charlie Rose

Directed by Rob Cohen

This week on Myopia Movies we watch the first time Disney tried to do Star Wars, we watched Black Hole! Coming out 20 years after it look like it should have!

How will Black Hole hold up?

Host: Nic Hoffmann

Starring: Daniel Suddes

Guest: Charlie Rose

Directed by Gary Nelson

This week, in honor of the twentieth anniversary of the final Austin Powers movie Goldmember, (despite reports for 15 years saying another is coming soon), we are watching Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery. Yea baby!

How will Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery hold up?

Host: Jon

Since we are covering Austin Powers later this week, we figured we should release a silly Bond Movie as well. Enjoy this coverage on Never Say Never Again, a remake of Bond’s most boring movie Thunderball. Sean Connery returns as Bond to spite the Broccoli’s in what was supposed to create a new Bond Spin-off to challenge the Timothy Dalton movies. Oof. How can the director of Empire Strikes Back make a movie this boring!

How will Never Say Never Again hold up?

Host: Nic

Directed by Irvin Kershner

Starring: Sean Connery, Kim Basinger, Klaus Maria Brandauer, Max von Sydow, Barbara Carrera, Bernie Casey, Alec McCowen, Rowan Atkinson

This week, we head to the beach for two films from the back catalog and former patreon to celebrate the beach. We watched the most recent role in black face to get nominated for an academy award and the last time Tom Cruise got to act nutty. We watched Tropic Thunder. I don’t drop character ’till I done the DVD commentary. 

How will Tropic Thunder hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Fitzy, Nic, Charlie

Directed by Ben Stiller

This week, we head to the beach for two films from the back catalog and former patreon to celebrate the beach. This episode we go to a movie that learned all the wrong lessons from its predecessor. After the success of previous episode A Muppet Christmas Carol they thought they could do another classic. The novel Treasure Island is a layup, right? Well, replace Michael Caine with Tim Curry and we are off to the races. Also, have it led by a child in his first role and you are in trouble already.

How will Muppet Treasure Island hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Thomas and Daniel

This week, we have done it. As I said Monday, we worship the beautiful specimen that is Pierce Brosnan. From the heights of James Bond, to the depths of The Lawnmower Man, we focus on everyone’s favorite Irish Bond. This time we review the Stephen King adaptation SO bad, he sued to remove his name, twice.

How will The Lawnmower Man hold up?

Host: Jon

Panel: Nic and Daniel