This week on Myopia Movies, we worship the beautiful specimen that is Pierce Brosnan. From the heights of James Bond, to the depths of The Lawnmower Man, we focus on everyone’s favorite Irish Bond. This week we watch Goldeneye and learn who is Invincible!

How will Goldeneye hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Matt, Thomas, Daniel

Today, as a father, we learn that babies are pretty much indestructible. We watched John Hughes’ Baby’s Day Out, is this the worst mafia on film?

How will Baby’s Day Out hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Matt, Daniel

This week we visit the city of Chicago and visit a jazz club while running from the mop. We saw Adventures in Babysitting.

How does Adventures in Babysitting hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Daniel, Matt

This week we wrap up season 8 with Dexter’s Lab: Ego Trip, a made for TV masterpiece by Genndy Tartakovsky, as we learn that Eddie Deezen is annoying throughout all time. 

Also, as an update, our Patreon is officially ending and we would like to thank all those who supported us during CoVid. In the meantime, we will be taking July off for vacation. Which for you means, you will receive two episodes a week all month long! Some from the Patreon and some from the old archive! Enjoy! 

How does Dexter’s Lab: Ego Trip hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Candace, Matthew, Daniel

This week on Myopia we learn the true evil of owls. In honor of the release of Elvis, we watched the Glen Campbell/Don Bluth movie, Rock-A-Doodle. Nothing like a kid’s movie about the forced sexual pressure put on actresses. Also, don’t make the kid with the adorable speech impediment try to say “Chanticleer” 1000 times.

How will Rock-A-Doodle hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Matthew and Daniel

Directed by:     Don Bluth, Gary Goldman, Dan Kuenster

Starring: Glen Campbell, Christopher Plummer, Phil Harris, Eddie Deezen, Toby Ganger, Charles Nelson Reilly

In honor of the mediocre end to the Jurassic World Trilogy, we return to the 2015 movie that sucked the charisma out of Chris Pratt, Jurassic World; a movie I have now seen easily two dozen times due to my daughter’s love of dinosaurs and a vast Mattel marketing line. Join us for a second season episode where we are young sounding and still optimistic for the hopes of Universal Dino movies, we ignore running in heels, and are generally high on a fun movie experience.

Enjoy

Hosted by Nic

Directed by Colin Trevorrow
Starring: Chris Pratt, Bryce Dallas Howard, Ty Simpkins, Judy Greer, Irrfan Khan, Vincent D’Onofrio, Jake Johnson, Omar Sy, BD Wong, Lauren Lapkus, and a useless cameo by Jimmy Fallon

This week on Myopia Movies, the take down Optimus Prime. We saw Transformers: The Movie (1986), cameos in disguise.

Transformers: The Movie (1986) is Directed by Nelson Shin

Starring: Orson Welles, Robert Stack, Leonard Nimoy, Norman Alden, Eric Idle, Scatman Crothers. 
Music Includes Weird Al Yankovic for some reason.

Host: Nic

Panel: Daniel and Matthew

This week, we visit the hallowed halls of ACME Looniversity just in time for it to be closed for the summer, we watched Tiny Toon Adventures: How I Spent My Summer Vacation! Yet another movie directly poking Happy World Land, I mean Disney. 

Nothing like reminiscing to summer couch days and watching Tiny Toons.

Starring: Charlie Adler, Tress MacNeille, Jonathan Winters, Don Messick, Edie McClurg, Maurice LaMarche, Joe Alaskey

How will Tiny Toon Adventures: How I Spent My Summer Vacation hold up?

Panel: Nic, Matthew, and Daniel

This week, we bring down Disney just a little bit. We watched Shrek, Jeffrey Kateznberg’s revenge on Michael Eisner. We fill in a major animated gap in our knowledge by watching this Dreamworks classic (?) and the first animated best picture winner. 

Starring: Mike Meyers, Cameron Diaz, Eddie Murphy, and John Lithgow.

How will Shrek hold up?

This week, we cover the impressive, the rare, the Bruce Willis Musical! In honor of the great Bruce Willis’ retirement, we are covering a rare foray away from the tough guy with the quips to the raw talent of a song and dance man! We watched Hudson Hawk, just let the man have his latte! 

How will Hudson Hawk hold up?