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265: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
This week, Daniel Radcliffe valiantly tries to prevent the Twilight series by attempting to keep alive Cedric Diggory. We watched Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, can someone get a barber to set?
Just wanted to take a moment in this chaotic time of year in a chaotic year to thank you all personally for your support. We at Myopia Movies appreciate your our listeners, or Patreon Members and our fans. Thanks and Happy Holidays!
Join the Patreon! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers)
For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces the upcoming movies and you get Mission Briefing Back Catalog.
For $3: You get the entire back catalog and a new Mission Briefing every other month. (There are already two up!)
For $5: You get a bonus episode a month (on top of the Mission Briefing) (This month until February we we will cover the final three Harry Potter Films Here!).
For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. We have up riffs by Cineprov including Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Wasp Woman, and Batman Forever. We have a Myopia Commentary on Star Wars – Episode II: Attack of the Clone. Note: This is audio you sync with the movie. Further, in January we will be doing an episode and Cineprov commentary on Dick Tracy!
For $50: You get to pick a movie we cover. (Note: This tier is limited).
Also, because you love us, find us everywhere! Like Facebook! Or the Facebook Fan Group! Or Twitter! Or Letterboxd! Or the Fancy Website! We are also available wherever you are too! Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, TuneIn and Alexa, Podbean, Listen Notes, YouTube, everywhere! Coming soon to Pandora, iHeartRadio, and Deezer.
How will Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire hold up
Host: Kellie
Panel: Daniel, Teagan, and Nic… Read the rest
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264: Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
This week on Myopia Movies, we tell spiders we don’t want to tap dance. We watched Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, honestly how can people be in two places at once?
Join the Patreon! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers)
For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces the upcoming movies and you get Mission Briefing Back Catalog.
For $3: You get the entire back catalog and a new Mission Briefing every other month. (There are already two up!)
For $5: You get a bonus episode a month (on top of the Mission Briefing) (This month until February we we will cover the final three Harry Potter Films Here!).
For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. We have up riffs by Cineprov including Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Wasp Woman, and Batman Forever. We have a Myopia Commentary on Star Wars – Episode II: Attack of the Clone. Note: This is audio you sync with the movie. Further, in January we will be doing an episode and Cineprov commentary on Dick Tracy!
For $50: You get to pick a movie we cover. (Note: This tier is limited).
Also, because you love us, find us everywhere! Like Facebook! Or the Facebook Fan Group! Or Twitter! Or Letterboxd! Or the Fancy Website! We are also available wherever you are too! Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, TuneIn and Alexa, Podbean, Listen Notes, YouTube, everywhere! Coming soon to Pandora, iHeartRadio, and Deezer.
How will Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban hold up
Host: Kellie
Panel: Daniel, Teagan, and Nic… Read the rest
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263: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
This week on Myopia Movies, Kellie tells us what exactly is the function of a rubber duck? We watched Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, It’s not much, but it’s home.
Join the Patreon! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers)
- For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces the upcoming movies and you get Mission Briefing Back Catalog.
- For $3: You get the entire back catalog and a new Mission Briefing every other month. (There are already two up!)
- For $5: You get a bonus episode a month (on top of the Mission Briefing) (This month we we will cover the final three Harry Potter Films Here!).
- For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. We have up riffs by Cineprov including Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Wasp Woman, and Batman Forever. We have a Myopia Commentary on Star Wars – Episode II: Attack of the Clone. Note: This is audio you sync with the movie.
- For $50: You get to pick a movie we cover. (Note: This tier is limited).
Also, because you love us, find us everywhere! Like Facebook! Or the Facebook Fan Group! Or Twitter! Or Letterboxd! Or the Fancy Website! We are also available wherever you are too! Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, TuneIn and Alexa, Podbean, Listen Notes, YouTube, everywhere! Coming soon to Pandora, iHeartRadio, and Deezer.
How will Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets hold up
Host: Kellie
Panel: Daniel, Teagan, and Nic… Read the rest
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248: 13th Warrior Patreon Preview
Welcome! If you are receiving this on the main feed and are surprised, join the Patreon! A couple months back, we watched Antonio Banderas play an Arab, join with Vikings, to fight monsters! You know it is good when they fire the director of Die Hard and replace him with author Michael Crichton. Woo!
If you want to hear more like this, we will keep bringing you the main feed, but there is more on the Patreon, including extra episodes, movie riffs, and more!
Thanks,
Nic
Host: Nic
Panel: Matthew, Jon, and Jeremy. … Read the rest
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262: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone
This week on Myopia Movies, Kellie takes over the month of December so we can cover to whole Harry Potter Series! This week, we learn we are wizards from a gruff giant, we watched Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone! Alas, earwax.
Join the Patreon! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers)
- For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces the upcoming movies and you get Mission Briefing Back Catalog.
- For $3: You get the entire back catalog and a new Mission Briefing every other month. (There are already two up!)
- For $5: You get a bonus episode a month (on top of the Mission Briefing) (This month we we will cover the final three Harry Potter Films Here!).
- For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. We have up riffs by Cineprov including Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Wasp Woman, and Batman Forever. We have a Myopia Commentary on Star Wars – Episode II: Attack of the Clone. Note: This is audio you sync with the movie.
- For $50: You get to pick a movie we cover. (Note: This tier is limited).
Also, because you love us, find us everywhere! Like Facebook! Or the Facebook Fan Group! Or Twitter! Or Letterboxd! Or the Fancy Website! We are also available wherever you are too! Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, TuneIn and Alexa, Podbean, Listen Notes, YouTube, everywhere! Coming soon to Pandora, iHeartRadio, and Deezer.
How will Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone hold up?
Host: Kellie
Panel: Daniel, Teagan, and Nic… Read the rest
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260: Van Helsing – Patreon Freebie
Hello! This is a strange brew situation. This movie has all the fixin’s of something we may like, Hugh Jackman, director of the Mummy, and interesting characters, like Abraham Van Helsing and Dracula. Then this movie shits the bed. Similarly, to us. We planned this, there was an issue with recording, so we are giving it away for free, enjoy!
Check out the full version here!
Thanks,
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261: Plains, Trains, and Automobiles
Happy Thanksgiving, today we celebrate the season and start bawling like a child. We watched Plains, Trains, and Automobiles, man I miss John Candy.
Join the Patreon! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers)
- For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces the upcoming movies and you get Mission Briefing Back Catalog.
- For $3: You get the entire back catalog and a new Mission Briefing every other month. (There are already two up!)
- For $5: You get a bonus episode a month (on top of the Mission Briefing) (This month we covered Baby’s Day Out and next month we have a theme!).
- For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. We have up riffs by Cineprov including Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Wasp Woman, and Batman Forever. We have a Myopia Commentary on Star Wars – Episode II: Attack of the Clone. Note: This is audio you sync with the movie.
- For $50: You get to pick a movie we cover. (Note: This tier is limited).
Also, because you love us, find us everywhere! Like Facebook! Or the Facebook Fan Group! Or Twitter! Or Letterboxd! Or the Fancy Website! We are also available wherever you are too! Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, TuneIn and Alexa, Podbean, Listen Notes, YouTube, everywhere! Coming soon to Pandora, iHeartRadio, and Deezer.
How will Plains, Trains, and Automobiles Hold up
Host: Nic
Panel: Daniel, Jeremy and Candace… Read the rest
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246: Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home – Patreon Preview!
You asked for it! The Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home is now on patreon, has been for a while in fact. Soon, we will have Candace on to talk Trek as we do a Star Trek V Commentary. In the mean time, enjoy this sample from Patreon. For the price of a few pay-to-win iPhone game tokens, you can support your friends here!
This month on the Patreon exclusive Myopia Movies episode, we save some whales! We watched Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home, a Star Trek rom com.
Host: Nic
Panel: Jeremy, Daniel, and Matthew
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258: Short Circuit 2
This week on Myopia Movies, we visit the family friendly side of the military industrial complex with just a dash of brown face. We watched Short Circuit 2, I know Johnny, but are any of us truly alive?
Join the Patreon! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers)
- For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces the upcoming movies and you get Mission Briefing Back Catalog.
- For $3: You get the entire back catalog and a new Mission Briefing every other month. (There are already two up!)
- For $5: You get a bonus episode a month (on top of the Mission Briefing) (Last month we covered the 13th Warrior and on this vampire themed October we are covering From Dusk til Dawn).
- For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. We have up riffs by Cineprov including Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Wasp Woman, and Batman Forever. We have a Myopia Commentary on Star Wars – Episode II: Attack of the Clone. Note: This is audio you sync with the movie.
- For $50: You get to pick a movie we cover. (Note: This tier is limited).
Also, because you love us, find us everywhere! Like Facebook! Or the Facebook Fan Group! Or Twitter! Or Letterboxd! Or the Fancy Website! We are also available wherever you are too! Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, TuneIn and Alexa, Podbean, Listen Notes, YouTube, everywhere! Coming soon to Pandora, iHeartRadio, and Deezer.
How will Short Circuit 2 Hold up
Host: Nic
Panel: Daniel, Jeremy and Candace… Read the rest
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256: Ace Venture: Pet Detective
This week on Myopia Movie, we remember a great comedian and get grossed out by his transphobia. We watched Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, knowing his stance on vaccines, the talking ass is appropriate.
Join the Patreon! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers)
- For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces the upcoming movies and you get Mission Briefing Back Catalog.
- For $3: You get the entire back catalog and a new Mission Briefing every other month. (There are already two up!)
- For $5: You get a bonus episode a month (on top of the Mission Briefing) (Last month we covered the 13th Warrior and on this vampire themed October we are covering From Dusk til Dawn).
- For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. We have up riffs by Cineprov including Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Wasp Woman, and Batman Forever. We have a Myopia Commentary on Star Wars – Episode II: Attack of the Clone. Note: This is audio you sync with the movie.
- For $50: You get to pick a movie we cover. (Note: This tier is limited).
Also, because you love us, find us everywhere! Like Facebook! Or the Facebook Fan Group! Or Twitter! Or Letterboxd! Or the Fancy Website! We are also available wherever you are too! Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, TuneIn and Alexa, Podbean, Listen Notes, YouTube, everywhere! Coming soon to Pandora, iHeartRadio, and Deezer.
How will Ace Venture: Pet Detective Hold up
Host: Nic
Panel: Daniel, Nur and Matthew… Read the rest