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From Russia with Love (James Bond – Mission Briefing Summer Rerun)
We have returned with From Russia With Love, a bond classic, that unfortunately gets dwarfed by its sequel. However, the summer reruns continue to roll on and we continue to work to bring you solid content! We will have new stuff soon, but for now enjoy dusting off this classic episode!
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Thanks to all of you who came out to watch Larry, Evan, and Candace riff Red Dawn! In July we will be riffing at Atlanta Comic Con and keep an eye out for additional shows that may pop up!
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How will Sean Connery’s James Bond Hold Up!
Host: Nicolas Hoffmann
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Dr. No (James Bond – Mission Briefing Summer Rerun)
Welcome to Summer 2019! Since there has been all sorts of Bond 25 news like new directors, new settings and whether Daniel Craig will ever walk again, we thought a Bond summer would be perfect! After polling the old Mission Briefing team, they all wanted a Sean summer! For the next few weeks, we will traipse through Connery with some bonus materials along the way!
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Want to see a funny show, in fact, Creative Loafing’s People’s Choice Award for Best Comedy Show? Cineprov is riffing at the Plaza June 6th the 1980’s John Milius and Patrick Swayze classic Red Dawn! Wolverines!
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How will Sean Connery’s James Bond Hold Up!
Host: Nic
Panel: Matt P, Mark, and Jon… Read the rest
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204: Speed Racer
This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we learn the power of Technicolor. We watched the Wachowski’s Speed Racer! Who would have guessed it, but apparently I have always wanted to see John Goodman kill a ninja…
Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here!
Want to see a funny show, in fact, Creative Loafing’s People’s Choice Award for Best Comedy Show? Cineprov is riffing at the Plaza June 6th the 1980’s John Milius and Patrick Swayze classic Red Dawn! Wolverines!
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How will Speed Racer stand when we put it on trial?
Host: Nic
Defendant: Evan
Panel: Matthew, Daniel, Evan… Read the rest -
203: Rocky and Bullwinkle
This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we look back on how Jason Alexander and Robert DeNiro used all their good will and fame from the early 90s. We saw Rocky and Bullwinkle, MOOSE AND SQUIRREL!
Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here!
Want to see a funny show, in fact, Creative Loafing’s People’s Choice Award for Best Comedy Show? Cineprov is riffing at the Plaza June 6th the 1980’s John Milius and Patrick Swayze classic Red Dawn! Wolverines!
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How will Rocky and Bullwinkle stand when we put it on trial?
Host: Nic
Defendant: Nic
Panel: Matthew, Daniel… Read the rest -
202: Man of The House
This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we wrap our 2019 Public Defender Month! The Month of movie you wanted to defend, and we wrapped with a precocious kid classic! We saw Jonathan Taylor Thomas (or JTT as the girls I was in middle school with called him) and Chevy Chase (or douchebag as the actors who work with him called him) in Man of the House!
Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here!
Want to see a funny show, in fact, Creative Loafing’s People’s Choice Award for Best Comedy Show? Cineprov is riffing at the Plaza May 2nd and I will be on this episode! We will be riffing on the movie Boogeyman (1980) Weeee!
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How will Man of the House stand when we put it on trial?
Host: Nic
Public Defendant: Erik
Panel: Matthew, Daniel, Charlie… Read the rest -
201: Hackers
This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood we dust of an AOL disc with 100 free hours! What a deal! We watched Hackers, the sexiest movie about hackers since Silicone Valley (the porno version of Silicon Valley).
Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here!
Want to see a funny show, in fact, Creative Loafing’s People’s Choice Award for Best Comedy Show? Cineprov is riffing at the Plaza May 2nd and I will be on this episode! We will be riffing on the movie Boogeyman (1980) Weeee!
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How will Hackers stand when we put it on trial?
Host: Nic
Public Defendant: Scott
Panel: Matthew, Daniel… Read the rest -
200: The Breakfast Club
This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we reinforce the cliches of high school, root for a man who grabs an unwilling teenager by the crotch, and witness an authority figure threaten and hit a child. We watched the Trump Documentary, I mean, The Breakfast Club, will you forget about me?
Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here!
Want to see a funny show, in fact, Creative Loafing’s People’s Choice Award for Best Comedy Show? Cineprov is riffing at the Plaza Saturday! Usually we perform today, but instead this Saturday, we will be doing a special Saturday show on the Roger Corman Fantastic Four!
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How will The Breakfast Club stand when we put it on trial?
Host: Nic
Public Defendant: Lauren
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199: Inspector Gadget
After technical issues, we are starting Public Defender Month with a selection from Kels on our Twitter feed who selected the movie that proves, after accidentally killing a man, Matthew Broderick will act in anything. We watched Inspector Gadget, how do you get such a simple movie so very wrong?
Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here!
Interested in stroking my ego and seeing me live? Well, after doing the bizzare Hanger 18, we have decided to not cover the sequel Hanger 19, Hangerin’ for More! Instead we are covering the Roger Corman not released cult classic Fantastic Four! As a special Saturday episode on April 20th!
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How will Inspector Gadget stand when we put it on trial?
Host: Nic
Public Defendant: Kels
Panel: Matthew, Daniel, Kelsey… Read the rest -
198: Finding Neverland
This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood we watch a movie in which Johnny Depp takes advantage of friendship for profit, leaving people disappointed in him…awkard. We watched Finding Neverland, Dustin Hoffman is in this because he played Captain Hook in Hook…sigh…
Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here!
Interested in stroking my ego and seeing me live? Well, after doing the bizzare Hanger 18, we have decided to not cover the sequel Hanger 19, Hangerin’ for More! Instead we are covering the Roger Corman not released cult classic Fantastic Four! As a special Saturday episode on April 20th!
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How will Finding Neverland stand when we put it on trial?
Host: Nic Hoffmann
Defendant: Dan
Panel: Daniel, Matthew… Read the rest
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197: 101 Dalmatians (Live – 1996)
This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we learn that video games are made by only one person. We watched the Disney live action remake, 101 Dalmatians, man Glenn Close really showed up for an embarrassing movie.
Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here!
Interested in stroking my ego and seeing me live? Well, after doing the bizzare Hanger 18, we have decided to not cover the sequel Hanger 19, Hangerin’ for More! Instead we are covering the Roger Corman not released cult classic Fantastic Four! As a special Saturday episode on April 20th!
We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon!
How will 101 Dalmatians (Live Action – 1996) stand when we put it on trial?
Host: Nic
Defendant: Daniel
Panel: Matthew, Charlie… Read the rest