Recent Posts
-
186: Speed 2: Cruise Control
How do you end up with a classic like Speed 2? Well first you need a classic, like Speed. Ah, the movie making process. First, you get a script together, match it with producers with the vision, who find directors who see that vision, cinematographers who can bring the vision to celluloid, actors who fulfill that vision, and the music and effects that bring it to life.
Ah, the sequel making process. First, the director (now also the producer), gets a script, then has a dream that causes him to throw out the original script and rewrite it. This causes the big star of the movie to leave (causing the movie studio to make up a lie involving the actor’s band). Then proceed to add a subplot about a deaf girl (14) in love with the new male lead (to make him seem less like a robot), show the female lead watching Lolita to nail subtext, add leeches and Willem Dafoe, give it a catchy subtitle, like “The Boat that Couldn’t Slow Down,” or “Cruise Control,” and pow! You’ve got a movie!
Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia?
We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon!
How will Speed 2 stand when we put it on trial?
Host: Nicolas
Defendant: Nicolas
Panel: Matthew, Daniel… Read the rest -
185: Blues Brothers 2000
Welcome to 2019 everyone! First of all, thanks for listening to a podcast entitled ‘Blues Brothers 2000,’ it was hard on us to watch it. Our infinite love and appreciation to you and yours in this new year. Further, we would like to thank you for your continued support this year with the podcast. We grew in leaps and bounds this year and there are exciting things to come! How do we start the year off? With movie sequels that disappointed us! What fun? I mean, what fun!
Remember that musical comedy from the 80s? It was a two-hander with a great comedy team with one more stoic than the last, with great musical guests and a mission from God? Well, what if 18 years later, we made a sequel with one of them dead, added a kid, and added magic? Sounds terrible right? Well, at least the soundtrack is good…
Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia?
We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon!
How will Blues Brothers stand when we put it on trial?
Host: Nicolas
Defendant: Nicolas
Panel: Evan, Zach, Daniel -
Muppets with the Geekly Oddcast
This week we present an additional Bonus episode! Thomas (regular and Geekly Oddcast host) compare Kermit the Frog impressions and we round out his Muppet month with a discussion on the Muppets as an art form.
Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia?
Thanks to all of those who voted to make Cineprov the People’s Choice for Best Comedy Show in Atlanta 2018! It has been one hell of a year and there is so much more to come! Between now and Spring Break we are riffing Santa Claus (versus the Devil), we ruin some childhood classic TV specials, Hercules in the Haunted World, and Road House. And that is just until February. Miss a month and miss a lot!
We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon!… Read the rest
-
184: The Muppet Christmas Carol
We post a little early to welcome you a our version of a Merry Christmas, a Michael Caine Musical! Join a self aware narrator and a movie I know so well, I didn’t need to rewatch it, though I did anyway. Because, I am a professional. We watched the Muppet Christmas Carol, So enjoy!
I want to thank you all for making 2018 the best year yet! After iTunes deleted over half my reviews, more of you stood up to be counted and I appreciate that! People came to say ‘hi’ at Cineprov, which is award winning now, for which I am also grateful. I keep doing this because you keep encouraging me and I love you for that!
Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia?
We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon!
How will The Muppet Christmas Carol stand when we put it on trial?
Host: Nicolas
Defendant: Nicolas
Panel: Thomas, Daniel and Matthew… Read the rest
-
183: Labyrinth
This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, a girl becomes a women, or falls in love with her new step dad, or is charmed by David Bowie. We watched Labyrinth, is your step brother REALLY worth it? I mean, that bulge though….
Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia?
Thanks to all of those who voted to make Cineprov the People’s Choice for Best Comedy Show in Atlanta 2018! It has been one hell of a year and there is so much more to come! If you are listening the day it is released, we are performing today (12/20) and riffing over two Rankin/Bass classics, The Year Without Santa Claus and Santa Claus is Coming to Town!
We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon!
How will Labyrinth stand when we put it on trial?
Host: Nicolas
Defendant: Nicolas
Panel: Charlie, Daniel and Matthew… Read the rest -
182: Muppets in Space
This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we watched Alex Jones’ favorite Muppet movie, Muppets in Space. Filled with government conspiracy, Dr Teeth (but no singing), and Miss Piggy as a conspiracy TV show host role, this movie is a mess, but still Muppets-ish.
Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia?
Thanks to all of those who voted to make Cineprov the People’s Choice for Best Comedy Show in Atlanta 2018! It has been one hell of a year and there is so much more to come! Between now and Spring Break we are riffing Santa Claus (versus the Devil), we ruin some childhood classic TV specials, Hercules in the Haunted World, and Road House. And that is just until February. Miss a month and miss a lot!
We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon!
How will Muppets in Space stand when we put it on trial?
Host: Nicolas
Defendant: Nicolas
Panel: Charlie, Daniel and Matthew… Read the rest -
181: Follow that Bird
As we unfurled our Muppet Month, American Treasure Caroll Spinney (the Voice of Big Bird and Oscar the Grouch) announced his retirement from Sesame Street. Therefore, we called an audible and watched Follow that Bird, a heartwarming classic of anti-white supremacy, dealing with depression, and road trips. Co-Starring John Candy and Waylon Jennings.
Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia?
Thanks to all of those who voted to make Cineprov the People’s Choice for Best Comedy Show in Atlanta 2018! It has been one hell of a year and there is so much more to come! Between now and Spring Break we are riffing Santa Claus (versus the Devil), we ruin some childhood classic TV specials, Hercules in the Haunted World, and Road House. And that is just until February. Miss a month and miss a lot!
We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon!
How will Follow that Bird stand when we put it on trial?
Host: Nicolas
Defendant: The Fans
Panel: Charlie, Daniel and Matthew… Read the rest -
180: Atlantis: The Lost Empire
When I realized that this month had one too many Thursdays, I thought what is a crap movie that I have seen which is vaguely Indiana Jones-ish. I remembered this, the last Disney film that I saw in theaters for about a decade. Turned out it wants to be Stargate more than Indiana Jones.
Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia?
Thanks to all of those who voted to make Cineprov the People’s Choice for Best Comedy Show in Atlanta 2018! It has been one hell of a year and there is so much more to come! Between now and Spring Break we are riffing Santa Claus (versus the Devil), we ruin some childhood classic TV specials, Hercules in the Haunted World, and Road House. And that is just until February. Miss a month and miss a lot!
We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon!
How will Atlantis: The Lost Empire stand when we put it on trial?
Host: Nicolas
Defendant: The Fans
Panel: Charlie, Daniel and Matthew… Read the rest -
179: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Well, this is the reason you all chose this series isn’t it? “Oh, Nic,” you thought, “Nic you FOOL! MUHAHAHAHA, this will teach you to trust democracy!” And you laughed! Well, listen here, guy. We survived Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull and it was better than I remembered! Not much, but still…
Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia?
Thanks to all of those who voted to make Cineprov the People’s Choice for Best Comedy Show in Atlanta 2018! It has been one hell of a year and there is so much more to come! Between now and Spring Break we are riffing Santa Claus (versus the Devil), we ruin some childhood classic TV specials, Hercules in the Haunted World, and Road House. And that is just until February. Miss a month and miss a lot!
We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon!
How will Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull stand when we put it on trial?
Host: Nicolas
Defendant: The Fans
Panel: Charlie, Daniel and Matthew -
178: Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
We leave the prequel and end up with the final entry into the saga, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. Well, the last one for 19 years. I am sure the momentum will keep up when you save one of the most famous treasures in Christendom and introduce an incredible father character. Well, only time will tell!
Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia?
Thanks to all of those who voted to make Cineprov the People’s Choice for Best Comedy Show in Atlanta 2018! It has been one hell of a year and there is so much more to come! Between now and Spring Break we are riffing Santa Claus (versus the Devil), we ruin some childhood classic TV specials, Hercules in the Haunted World, and Road House. And that is just until February. Miss a month and miss a lot!
We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon!
How will Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade stand when we put it on trial?
Host: Nicolas
Defendant: The Fans
Panel: Daniel and Matthew… Read the rest