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161: The Fifth Element
This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we watch a 1990’s spoof movie, the Fifth Element! Self-referencial, parodying, and self-effacing, this comedy. . .wait, this they took this serious? Oh no. . . .Well, I guess we learned that French humor is wierd.
Note: Sorry about the static, there was an issue I tried to fix. I promise it is better than George of the Jungle, but it would almost have to be.
Don’t forget to come out on July 5th to watch Cineprov riff as Larry, Evan, and I riff Rocky IV!
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How will you stand when we put your past on trial?
Host: Nic
Defendant: Nic… Read the rest
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160: Cool Runnings
This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we feel the rhythm AND the rhyme! We watched Cool Runnings, the only movie my elementary school owned, according to my memory. You dead man?
Don’t forget to come out on July 5th to watch Cineprov riff as Larry, Evan, and I riff Rocky IV!
While you are here, consider rating us five stars on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify! We are proud member of the ESO Network.
How will you stand when we put your past on trial?
Host: Nic
Defendant: Nic
Panel: Matthew and Daniel … Read the rest
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159: Under Siege
This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we see two titans of the action genre go head to head; Gary Busey and Tommy Lee Jones! Also, Steven Seagal mumbles around here somewhere too. We watched Under Siege! Did you know that a former Playboy Playmate can act with her top on for a whole movie? Neither did this film!
Don’t forget to come out today to watch Cineprov riff Masters of the Universe!
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How will you stand when we put your past on trial?
Host: Nic
Panel: Mollie, Daniel, Matthew.… Read the rest
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158: Stargate
This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we learn that Kurt Russell is always awesome and why James Spader wore a clever hat in Blacklist. We watched Stargate! How does Roland Emmerich go from this to Independence Day then back to the dumpster with Godzilla? And guess what? Independence Day 3 has been announced. Sigh.
Thanks to everyone who came to see me at Cineprov! Next time, June 7th, to watch Masters of the Universe!
While you are here, consider rating us five stars on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify! We are proud member of the ESO Network
How will you stand when we put your past on trial?
Host: Nicolas
Defendant: Jon C
Panel: Daniel, Matthew… Read the rest
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157: An American Tail: Fievel Goes West
This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, Dom DeLuise and John Cleese, together at last like Heat for comedy nerds, kinda…also that joke was for movie nerds…sorta! We watched An American Tail Fievel Goes West, a title for people who hate movie sequels without numbers.
Thanks to everyone who came to see me at Cineprov! Next time, June 7th, to watch Masters of the Universe!
While you are here, consider rating us five stars on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify! We are proud member of the ESO Network
How will you stand when we put your past on trial?
Host: Nicolas
Defendant: Matthew
Panel: Daniel… Read the rest
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156: The Secret of Nimh
This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, in an effort to reassess our nightmares, we watched the Secret of NIMH. How far will a mother go? Why did NIMH (National Institute of Mental Health) have exterminators? Dom DeLuise, really?
Thanks to everyone who came to see me at Cineprov! Next time, June 7th, to watch Masters of the Universe!
While you are here, consider rating us five stars on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify! We are proud member of the ESO Network
How will you stand when we put your past on trial?
Host: Nicolas
Defendant: Matthew
Panel: Daniel… Read the rest
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155: Iron Man
Hello Marvel Fans who stumbled across us and Myopia fans! Like everyone else out there, we are talking MCU and the movies that fit our 10 year rule were Iron Man and the Incredible Hulk, so we are talking Iron Man! The week on Myopia Defend Your Childhood, we learn what you can build in a cave out of scaps! We saw Iron Man, next time baby!
How will you stand when we put your past on trial?
Host: Nicolas
Defendant: Nicolas
Panel: Steve, Kellie, Thomas… Read the rest
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154: Speed
Alright, pop quiz hot shot, this week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we shoot the hostage! We watched the Keanu Reeves, Dennis Hopper, Sandra Bullock, and Jeff Bridges classic, Speed! Does the movie hold up or is it as stable as a cart filled with cans?
How will you stand when we put your past on trial?
Host: Nicolas
Defendant: Nicolas
Panel: Daniel, Lauren, Matthew… Read the rest
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153: Highlander
This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood we have Swissmen playing Scots, Scots playing Spaniards, and a fair number of kitanas as Mr. Krabs kills hookers. Can you tell we watched a Canon Film? We saw Highlander, THERE CAN BE ONLY TWO SEQUELS…AND A TV SHOW…AND AN UPCOMING REBOOT!!!!
How will you stand when we put your past on trial?
Host: Nicolas
Defendant: Matthew Quinn
Panel: Daniel… Read the rest
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152: Deep Blue Sea
Deepest Bluest, my hat IS like a shark’s fin. From red wine to the proper omelet recipe, this movie is what Jaws clearly always wanted to be; about the science? I think…
How will you stand when we put your past on trial?
Host: Nicolas Hoffmann
Defendant: Matthew Quinn
Panel: Jeremy and Steve… Read the rest