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153: Highlander
This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood we have Swissmen playing Scots, Scots playing Spaniards, and a fair number of kitanas as Mr. Krabs kills hookers. Can you tell we watched a Canon Film? We saw Highlander, THERE CAN BE ONLY TWO SEQUELS…AND A TV SHOW…AND AN UPCOMING REBOOT!!!!
How will you stand when we put your past on trial?
Host: Nicolas
Defendant: Matthew Quinn
Panel: Daniel… Read the rest
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152: Deep Blue Sea
Deepest Bluest, my hat IS like a shark’s fin. From red wine to the proper omelet recipe, this movie is what Jaws clearly always wanted to be; about the science? I think…
How will you stand when we put your past on trial?
Host: Nicolas Hoffmann
Defendant: Matthew Quinn
Panel: Jeremy and Steve… Read the rest
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151: National Treasure
This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, I am late uploading this because, ironically, I am in Washington DC as this week, we figure out if this money is trying to tell us something. We watched National Treasure, since I made the earlier comment, I want to promise the FBI I am not planning on stealing the Declaration of Independence.
How will you stand when we put your past on trials?
Host: Nicolas
Defendant: Nicolas
Panel: Daniel… Read the rest
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150: Tomb Raider (2001)
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149: George of the Jungle
This week on Myopia: Defend your Childhood, we watch Brendan Fraser learn how to survive in modern society again! This time with the help of pratfalls, John Cleese, and voice over narration!
How will you stand when we put your past on trial?
Host: Nicolas Hoffmann
Defendant: Nicolas Hoffmann
Panel: Kelsey, Matt P, and Abbey… Read the rest
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148: ET The Extra-Terrestrial
This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, our hearts melt as the government takes away our alcoholic friend. We watched ET: The Extra-Terrestrial!
How will you stand when we put your past on trial?
Host: Nicolas
Defendant: Nicolas
Panel: Lauren, Daniel, Matthew… Read the rest
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147: Princess Bride
Happy Valentine’s Day! We arrived a day early to bring you a romantic classic about poison, vocabulary, and the legal definition of death; the Princess Bride! Come join the star of Saw, the First Lady from House of Cards, and a professional wrestler in a tale of mawwage!
How will you stand when we put your past on trial?
Host: Nicolas Hoffmann
Defendant: Everyone?
Panel: Candace, Thomas, Kelsey… Read the rest
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146: Babe (1995)
Prepare to get your cute and cuddly on, this movie has James Cromwell! Daniel and I try to crack the code on what makes Babe so lovable in a seemingly forgotten classic that is wonderfully charming!
How will you stand when we put your past on trial?
Host: Nic
Defendant: Nic
Panel: Daniel… Read the rest
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145: Predator (1987)
This time on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we look down the rabbit hole of the government hiding evidence of aliens! With only warrior for truth, Jesse “the Body” Ventura, there to stop it! Join two governors as they fight a hunter man and sort of the CIA.
Finally with a new year in front of us, please, rate and review us on iTunes!, Stitcher! or Podbean! Five stars helps a lot! If you are on the social platforms follows us on Facebook or Twitter! If you are a fan of history, we are starting season two my history podcast with Alex Cummings, Doomed to Repeat with an series of interviews; available where ever you get your podcasts!
How will you stand when we put your past on trial?
Host: Nicolas
Panel: Jeremy and Matthew… Read the rest
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144: Total Recall (1990)
This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we get our ass to Mars! We watched Total Recall (1990), filled with all the charisma that only Arnold Schwartenegger can bring! So crack out that third boob as we get into the world of Philip K. Dick!
Plugs! Join Larry (our founder and comedy writer forMST3K season 11), Candace of Lips Down On Dixie, and I as we tackle Flesh Gordon, on Friday, Jan 19th and then attempt to scrub off the unclean feelings!
Afterwards, join us at CO for a meet and greet and a beer! I look forward to meeting all of you!
Finally with a new year in front of us, please, rate and review us on iTunes!, Stitcher! or Podbean! Five stars helps a lot! If you are on the social platforms follows us on Facebook or Twitter, and we are starting a new YouTube Channel, which will have all the trailers for the shows and movies we review! If you are a fan of history, we just wrapped on season one of check out my history podcast with Alex Cummings, Doomed to Repeat with an episode on Sanctuary Cities; available where ever you get your podcasts!
How will you stand when we put your past on trial?
Host: Nicolas Hoffmann
Defendant: Matthew
Panel: Jeremy… Read the rest