This week on Myopia Movies, we are accidentally in love. We watched Shrek 2, the film that introduced the spin-off and makes Shrek, once again, into a sex symbol. 

How will Shrek 2 Hold up?

Host: Nic

Co-Host: Matt and Nur

Directed by: Andrew Adamson, Kelly Asbury, and Conrad Vernon

This week we learn that sometimes, dead is better. We watched Pet Sematary, why would you live on the Talladega Raceway? 

How does Pet Sematary hold up?

Host: Nic

Co-Host: Matthew, Daniel, Nur

Is it more ironic that no one remembered this film, or that I did, but only barely. We watched Paycheck, the movie named for the reason that Ben Affleck showed up! 

This week on Myopia Movies, we get wet! We watch as Tom Hanks tries to bang a fish with John Candy’s help, just to punish Eugene Levy. We watched Splash, the origin of the women’s name Madison; no really. 

How will Splash hold up?

Host: Nic

This week, we were going to make a podcast about a Chuck Norris movie, but he roundhouse kicked the podcast into submission. We watched Missing in Action! The only movie more misguided than a Ross Perot Campaign.

How will Missing In Action hold up?

Host: Nic Hoffmann

Panel: Matthew Quinn

This week we get fit, but not tanned….We watched Killer Workout!  Just release podcast and stop showing off your tits and your tight little ass!

How will Killer Workout hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Matthew

This week watch a movie with the great Michael Keaton, the excellent Michael Keaton, the awesome Michael Keaton, and the mediocre Michael Keaton. We watched Multiplicity, how does he afford any of this?

How does Multiplicity hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Matthew and Nur

This week on Myopia Movies, we watch a documentary about what may or may not be a knife. We watched Crocodile Dundee, betcha you don’t think “Academy Award Nominated” when you watched this, but you, my friend would be wrong. 

How does Crocodile Dundee hold up?

Host: Nic 

Panel: Matthew, Nur

This week on Myopia, Daniel Stern turns on the sexual harassment, we finally get to Leviathan, and wow, what a picture! 

How will Leviathan hold up?

Host: Nic

Co-Host: Matthew

Panel: Candace

Directed by George P. Cosmatos
Starring Peter Weller, Richard Crenna, Amanda Pays, Daniel Stern, Ernie Hudson, Michael Carmine, Lisa Eilbacher, Hector Elizondo, Meg Foster

As this celebration train continues, we make a stop over in Wiseau World. We watched The Room, we’re the experts, Mark!