What happens when you do reshoots on 9/11, cast a character so embarrassed by her role she’s mistaken for a porn star, and give Tony Shalhoub a dramatic lead after turning a comedy into a thriller? You get this beautiful mess. This week on Myopia Movies, we watched Thir13en Ghosts (2001) — because apparently, hiring Matthew Lillard to fight ghosts without Scooby-Doo was the real horror.

How will Thir13en Ghosts (2001) hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Alex, Charlie, Matthew

This week on Myopia Movies, we return to King Country and deal with rabies, domestic violence, and the used car market. We watched Cujo (1983), a reminder to why you never sleep with the handyman. 

How will Cujo (1983) hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Nur

The is week on Myopia Movies, we went to the Jason Voorhees-esque horror movie that started it all, we watched The Terminator. Are you Sarah Connor? 

How will The Terminator hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Alex, Matt, Keiko. 

Directed by James Cameron

This week on Myopia Movies, we celebrate Atlanta Pride with The Birdcage! Welcome back to the show to the hairiest man that Hollywood could contain, with an added mustache! Who was the better man in drag, Nathan Lane or Robin Williams? 

How does The Birdcage hold up?

Host: Nic Hoffmann

This week on Myopia Movies, we couldn’t wait any longer so we are starting our Horror Month a week early…and it may even stay on a bit longer! We watched Freddy vs Jason, to borrow a slogan from the Alien vs Predator movies as a review, “who ever wins, we, the audience, loses.”

How will Freddy vs Jason hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Keiko, Nur

The week on Myopia Movies, we fight the IRA. Represented by and speaking in Celtic by Tommy Lee Jones. We watched Blown Away! Who can stop them? Only Jeff Bridges (the Dude) and the President (his dad Lloyd Bridges). You may be asking yourself, who explodes? So many people!

How will Blown Away hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Alex, Keiko

This week on Myopia Movies we study abroad! By that I mean we eat weird food, learn another language, and begrudgingly befriend our host family. We watched Enemy Mine, a big budget Star Trek episode starring Dennis Quaid. 

How will Enemy Mine hold up?

Host: Nic

This week we eat some giant pancakes with some annoying children. We watched Uncle Buck, there just ain’t enough John Candy out there. RIP. 

How will Uncle Buck hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Charlie, Alex, Candace

This week we dust off our Rex-Kwon-Do and sweet nunchuck skills while we eat our pocket tots. We watched Napoleon Dynamite, because we do whatever we feel like we wanna do. Gosh! 2004’s most quoted movie.

How will Napoleon Dynamite hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Candace, Alex, Charlie

This week we lose our Zords, but no worries, its always in the last place you look….We watched Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers (1995), oozing for 30 years.

How will Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers (1995) hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Nur, Keiko