As we stretch this Romantic Month in to week four, how long is this shortest month, we watch the movie that brought Julia Roberts into our hearts. We saw Pretty Woman, everyone’s favorite PG13 movie about prostitution.

How will Pretty Woman hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Lauren, Keiko, Nur

This week we seduce the man of our dreams using magic, and have no qualms about that. We watched Teen Witch, the lady version of Teen Wolf! 

How will Teen Witch hold up? 

Host: Nic

Panel: Keiko, Lauren, Nur

Directed by Dorian Walker
Starring: Robyn Lively, Dan Gauthier, Joshua John Miller, Caren Kaye, Dick Sargent, Zelda Rubinstein

This week we find Tim Curry terrifying and erotic, like most weeks. We watched Legend (1985), a friend pointed out that Tom Cruise’s teeth don’t line up in this film. I noticed it. I can’t stop noticing it. Turns out, he needed to get rid of them thetans. 

How will Legend (1985) hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Madison, Matthew, Keiko 

This week we give up our construction job to go full into our dancing hobby, we watched Flashdance another movie with a vague boyfriend named Nick. 

How will Flashdance hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Lauren, Keiko and Nur

This week in Myopia Movies, we watch the horniest time travel movie this side of Cinemax. To round out my month of selections we go back in time with Back to the Future. 

How will Back to the Future hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Charlie, Nur, and Candace

This week on Myopia Movies, we keep open the beaches. We continue Hoffmannia by watching Jaws, a reminder of the time I screamed at the beach after stepping on a sea nettle.

How will Jaws hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Matthew, Nur, Keiko

Directed by Steven Spielberg
Starring Roy Scheider, Robert Shaw, Richard Dreyfuss, Lorraine Gary, Murray Hamilton, Carl Gottlieb

This week on another Hoffmanniac Month episode, you stick with us, because you want to live. We watched Terminator 2: Judgement Day, asta la vista, baby.

Also, welcome Nur to the Cineprov Family!

How will Terminator 2: Judgement Day hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Nur, Charlie, Matthew.

This week on Myopia Movies, we start Hofftober Month and enter the Nexus! We watched Star Trek: Generations, one more Christmas movie this season. Yes, I curated the whole month, and yes Star Trek is fantastic. 

How will Star Trek: Generations hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Daniel, Nur, and Keiko.

Directed by David Carson
Starring Patrick Stewart, William Shatner, Malcolm McDowell, Jonathan Frakes, Brent Spiner, LeVar Burton, Michael Dorn, Gates McFadden, Marina Sirtis, James Doohan, Walter Koenig, Alan Ruck

This week we visit the most depressing company Christmas Party in Cinema history. We watched Silent Night, Deadly Night, Bambi’s revenge! 

How will Silent Night, Deadly Night hold up? 

Host: Nic

Panel: Keiko, Matthew, and Charlie

This week, with Christmas rapidly approaching, we revisit John Hughes’ tight legal drama. We learn where John Hammond hid after Jurassic Park, we watched Miracle on 34th Street!

How will Miracle on 34th Street hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Keiko and Nur