This week we call the exterminator and do a deep cleaning. We finish Quinntober with the Guillermo del Toro creature feature Mimic (1997). The movie that has makes us afraid of CDC efforts to end malaria. 

How will Mimic (1997) hold up?

Host: Matthew 

Welcome by to a Quinntober Episode of Myopia! We are talking about the bespandexed and coweled Indiana Batman knock-off, The Phantom! 

How will The Phantom hold up? 

Host: Matthew

Panel: Nic and Candace, and Nur(?)

This week of Quinntober we join two familiar faces as they shoot lions. We watched The Ghost and the Darkness, the movie where a British white savior isn’t enough; you need an American as well.

How will the Ghost and the Darkness hold up?

Host: Matthew

Panel: Nic, Nur, and Candace

This week on Myopia Movies, would you look at that, it is Quinntober an entirely Matt Quinn programmed month, so we, of course are starting with a Sci-Fi Fantasy Movie, where priest warrior Paul Bettany fights vampires when the theocratic world government Catholic Church claims they have all been eliminated. Yup…Holy Hell this movie is nuts. Episode 450! Woo!

How will Priest (2011) hold up?

Host: Matthew Quinn

Panel: Nic and Charlie Rose

Directed by Scott Stewart
Starring: Paul Bettany, Cam Gigandet, Maggie Q, Karl Urban, Lily Collins, Brad Dourif, Stephen Moyer, Christopher Plummer

This week on Myopia Movies we finish our Romantic Month with a movie directed by one of the Airplane guys. We watched Ghost, the movie where Tony Goldwyn enters the ranks of greatest on-screen deaths. 

How will Ghost hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Daniel, Nur, Keiko

As we stretch this Romantic Month in to week four, how long is this shortest month, we watch the movie that brought Julia Roberts into our hearts. We saw Pretty Woman, everyone’s favorite PG13 movie about prostitution.

How will Pretty Woman hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Lauren, Keiko, Nur

This week we seduce the man of our dreams using magic, and have no qualms about that. We watched Teen Witch, the lady version of Teen Wolf! 

How will Teen Witch hold up? 

Host: Nic

Panel: Keiko, Lauren, Nur

Directed by Dorian Walker
Starring: Robyn Lively, Dan Gauthier, Joshua John Miller, Caren Kaye, Dick Sargent, Zelda Rubinstein

This week we find Tim Curry terrifying and erotic, like most weeks. We watched Legend (1985), a friend pointed out that Tom Cruise’s teeth don’t line up in this film. I noticed it. I can’t stop noticing it. Turns out, he needed to get rid of them thetans. 

How will Legend (1985) hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Madison, Matthew, Keiko 

This week we give up our construction job to go full into our dancing hobby, we watched Flashdance another movie with a vague boyfriend named Nick. 

How will Flashdance hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Lauren, Keiko and Nur

This week in Myopia Movies, we watch the horniest time travel movie this side of Cinemax. To round out my month of selections we go back in time with Back to the Future. 

How will Back to the Future hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Charlie, Nur, and Candace