This week on Myopia Movies, we couldn’t wait any longer so we are starting our Horror Month a week early…and it may even stay on a bit longer! We watched Freddy vs Jason, to borrow a slogan from the Alien vs Predator movies as a review, “who ever wins, we, the audience, loses.”

How will Freddy vs Jason hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Keiko, Nur

The week on Myopia Movies, we fight the IRA. Represented by and speaking in Celtic by Tommy Lee Jones. We watched Blown Away! Who can stop them? Only Jeff Bridges (the Dude) and the President (his dad Lloyd Bridges). You may be asking yourself, who explodes? So many people!

How will Blown Away hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Alex, Keiko

This week on Myopia Movies we study abroad! By that I mean we eat weird food, learn another language, and begrudgingly befriend our host family. We watched Enemy Mine, a big budget Star Trek episode starring Dennis Quaid. 

How will Enemy Mine hold up?

Host: Nic

This week we eat some giant pancakes with some annoying children. We watched Uncle Buck, there just ain’t enough John Candy out there. RIP. 

How will Uncle Buck hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Charlie, Alex, Candace

This week we dust off our Rex-Kwon-Do and sweet nunchuck skills while we eat our pocket tots. We watched Napoleon Dynamite, because we do whatever we feel like we wanna do. Gosh! 2004’s most quoted movie.

How will Napoleon Dynamite hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Candace, Alex, Charlie

This week we lose our Zords, but no worries, its always in the last place you look….We watched Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers (1995), oozing for 30 years.

How will Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers (1995) hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Nur, Keiko

This week on Myopia Movies, we indulge the dog days of summer with a visit to The Sandlot. This is the first time I noticed the puppet, the terrifying terrifying puppet. 

How will The Sandlot hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Nur, Alex, Matt

Directed by David Mickey Evans

This week we revisit the Double Deuce and revisit Road House, a delightful film and cast.

How will Road House hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Keiko, Matt, Alex

Directed by Rowdy Herrington

This week on Myopia, we realize why the Superman franchise went dormant for nearly two decades, we watched Superman IV: The Quest for Peace…why. I mean….Nuclear Man alone…our shortest episode in years….sorry, not sorry.

How will Superman 4: The Quest for Peace hold up? Spoilers, poorly. 

Host: Nic

Panel: Alex, Keiko, Nur

In honor of the release of the new Pedro Pascal Fantastic Four: First Steps, we interrupt our Super Month with a special release! This week on Myopia Movies, we manage to find something even dumber than getting hit with cosmic rays in space—and that’s saying something. We’re diving headfirst into the joyless, gloomy void that is Josh Trank’s 2015 Fantastic Four or as we kept calling it Fant-4-stick. It’s not just a bad superhero movie—it’s a bleak, baffling mess that somehow makes stretchy limbs, fire powers, and teleportation feel like a chore. Buckle up as we unpack the film that redefined the phrase “fantastic failure.”

How will Fantastic Four (2015) hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Nur and Keiko