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439: Miracle on 34th Street
This week, with Christmas rapidly approaching, we revisit John Hughes’ tight legal drama. We learn where John Hammond hid after Jurassic Park, we watched Miracle on 34th Street!
How will Miracle on 34th Street hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Keiko and Nur
Directed by Les Mayfield
Written by Valentine Davies, George Seaton, John Hughes
Starring Richard Attenborough, Elizabeth Perkins, Dylan McDermott, J.T. Walsh, James Remar, Jane Leeves, Simon Jones, William Windom, Mara Wilson, Robert Prosky… Read the rest -
438: Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer and The Year without a Santa Claus
This week on Myopia Movies, we learn it is ok to be a dentist. We splurge and watch two classic Rankin and Bass Shorts! We watched Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer and The Year without a Santa Claus, ground zero for the classic holiday characters Yukon Cornelius, The Bumble, Snow Miser and Heat Miser, and an elf who wants to be a dentist! Watch the puppet magic of the Charlie in a box and it snowing in South town!
How will Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer and The Year without a Santa Claus hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Keiko and Candace
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
Directed by Larry Roemer
Starring: Billie Mae Richards, Burl Ives, Larry D. Mann, and the world’s most ornory Santa ClausThe Year without a Santa Claus
Directed by Jules Bass and Arthur Rankin Jr.
Starring: Shirley Booth, Mickey Rooney, Dick Shawn, George S. Irving… Read the rest -
437: Home Alone 3
This week we fight the bad guys and defend our home! We watched Home Alone 3, the first one that isn’t a classic.
How will Home Alone 3 hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Keiko and Candace
Directed by Raja Gosnell
Writen by John Hughes
Starring Alex D. Linz, Olek Krupa, Rya Kihlstedt, Lenny von Dohlen… Read the rest -
436: Rad (1986)
Grab your BMX, this is about to get EXTREME! We watched the 1980s cult classic Rad! Directed by the stunt man behind Smokey and the Bandit.
How will Rad hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Keiko, Matthew, Nur
Directed by Hal Needham
Starring: Bart Conner, Lori Loughlin, Talia Shire, Ray Walston, Alfie Wise… Read the rest -
435: Lord of the Rings – The Return of the King
This week we finish the epic film franchise that is perfect for when the turkey has you glued to the couch. We watched the Lord of the Rings – The Return of the King, All this stuffing is so heavy, Sam. Our most awarded and gayest movie to date!
How will Lord of the Rings – The Return of the King hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Keiko, Madison, and Matthew
Directed by Peter Jackson
Starring: Sean Astin, Cate Blanchett, Orlando Bloom, Billy Boyd, Ian Holm, Ian McKellen, Bret McKenzie, Dominic Monaghan, Viggo Mortensen, John Noble, Miranda Otto, John Rhys-Davies, Andy Serkis, Liv Tyler, Karl Urban, Hugo Weaving, David Wenham, Elijah Wood… Read the rest -
434: True Lies
This week we visit Arnie, Tommy, and Jimmy as we make an American Austrian Bond Movie. We watched True Lies and trick our wives to do a sexy dance.
How will True Lies hold up?
Host: Jon
Panel: Nic and Christine
Directed by James Cameron
Starring: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jamie Lee Curtis, Tom Arnold, Bill Paxton, Tia Carrere, Art Malik, Eliza Dushku, Grant Heslov, Marshall Manesh… Read the rest -
433: The 6th Day
This week we return to Arnold! And guess what, not one, but two Arnolds! We watched The 6th Day, and we eat your birthday cake!
Host: Nic
Panel: Keiko, Nur, Matthew
How will The Sixth Day hold up?
Directed by Roger Spottiswoode
Starring: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Michael Rapaport, Tony Goldwyn, Michael Rooker, Sarah Wynter, Wendy Crewson, Rodney Rowland, Terry Crews, Ken Pogue, Colin Cunningham, Robert Duvall, Wanda Cannon… Read the rest -
432: Carrie (1976)
We end our Kingtastic Month with the classic Brian de Palma film about the dangers of menstruation. We watched the bicentennial’s own Carrie! Earning an academy nod for both female leads, this film reminds us high school was awful, gym class was worse, but nothing beats home.
How will Carrie hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Matthew, Charlie, Nur
Directed by Brian De Palma
Starring: Sissy Spacek, Piper Laurie, Amy Irving, John Travolta, William Katt, Nancy Allen, P.J. Soles, Priscilla Pointer, Sydney Lassick… Read the rest -
431: Creepshow (1982)
This week we watched a classic comic book movie, we watched Creepshow (1982), the one where everyone is kind of a bastard. Leslie Nielsen, Roaches, Dead people, everyone is a reallllll bastard.
How will Creepshow (1982) hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Charlie, Matthew, Daniel, Madison
Directed by George A. Romero
Writen by Stephen King
Starring Hal Holbrook, Leslie Nielsen, Adrienne Barbeau, E.G. Marshall, Fritz Weaver, Carrie Nye, Viveca Lindfors, Ed Harris, Ted Danson, Stephen King… Read the rest -
430: Graveyard Shift
This week, we get a crap job in Maine. We watched Graveyard Shift, has Brad Dourif ever been not sweaty?
How will Graveyard Shift hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Charlie, Daniel, Nur
Directed by Ralph S. Singleton
Starring David Andrews, Kelly Wolf, Stephen Macht, Andrew Divoff, Vic Polizos, Brad Dourif, Robert Alan Beuth
… Read the rest